Mliv 's definitions

Bonked

V. The act of hitting someone in the head with a clenched fist

My mom bonked me because I didn’t take the chicks out of the freezer

by Mliv July 17, 2020

Zonked

V. Another way to say one is tired and/or fall asleep fast.

Man I am so zonked

by Mliv July 4, 2020

Poop chute

Another name for anus

I made my girls poop chute WIDE last night ;)

by Mliv March 16, 2020

Blart

Smokin a blunt while you fartin’

Ayeeee I just blarted my dudeeee

by Mliv March 16, 2020

Blanket face

Ones soft face with peach fuzz

Dads usually have blanket face

by Mliv June 10, 2020

Prehistoric Bitch

1.)One that uses old comebacks to make someone feel shitty about themselves.
2.) millipede or any type of pede

“Becky is such a prehistoric bitch calling me fat like my mom ”
“Becky’s body looks like a prehistoric bitch”

by Mliv April 18, 2020

Rump bump

Chronic acne on ones ass

I tried to clap that, but got too disgusted by her rump bumps

by Mliv March 16, 2020