Mliv 's definitions

Dick schtick

Ones sticky semen equivalent to Elmers glue

“Dude his dick schtick was all over me”

by Mliv April 18, 2020

Boobilight

A light fixture that looks like a tit

“I told my son to stop sucking on the boobilight fixture in the bathroom”

by Mliv March 16, 2020

Gonked

V. The act of hitting someone and making them pass out.

Did you see how Tyler gonked Cody at the parking lot??

by Mliv July 4, 2020

Insulin party

Diabetics eat all the sugar they can and all collectively take insulin together #rideordie

You goin to the insulin party tonight Chad?

by Mliv March 16, 2020

Clam lips

Ones lips after gives a blow job. The lips are dry and chapped and has the taste of salt from the fluids coming out of the male reproductive organ.

“Bitch you got some chapstick? I have clam lips”

by Mliv April 18, 2020

Cronked

V. To be drunk and/or high

Bruh I got sooooo cronked last night

by Mliv July 17, 2020

Zorsacornicus

A horse mixed with a zebra mixed with a unicorn mixed with a Pegasus, except it had a horn on his head and a horn for a tail

Hey dude I just bought a pet zorsacornicus

by Mliv August 20, 2021