Mliv 's definitions

Clam lips

Ones lips after gives a blow job. The lips are dry and chapped and has the taste of salt from the fluids coming out of the male reproductive organ.

“Bitch you got some chapstick? I have clam lips”

by Mliv April 18, 2020

Insulin party

Diabetics eat all the sugar they can and all collectively take insulin together #rideordie

You goin to the insulin party tonight Chad?

by Mliv March 16, 2020

Poop chute

Another name for anus

I made my girls poop chute WIDE last night ;)

by Mliv March 16, 2020

Rampster

a better, less offensive term for a person in a wheelchair

Yes, I’m aware I have no movement in my legs Karen, but calling me dIsAbLeD doesn’t help. I’d prefer rampster.

by Mliv March 17, 2020

Blart

Smokin a blunt while you fartin’

Ayeeee I just blarted my dudeeee

by Mliv March 16, 2020

Blanket face

Ones soft face with peach fuzz

Dads usually have blanket face

by Mliv June 10, 2020

Boobilight

A light fixture that looks like a tit

“I told my son to stop sucking on the boobilight fixture in the bathroom”

by Mliv March 16, 2020