11 definitions by Mister Priapus

dick the dog

Navy slang for fucking off, dicking around, being a slacker.

"Y'all quit dickin' the dog and get back to work!"

by Mister Priapus June 1, 2005

Put your nuts back in your sack!

Basicly a way to tell someone to chill. Used when someone is getting all worked up over something trivial, making a mountain out of a molehill.

"Damn, dude, why you trippin'? Put your nuts back in your sack and quit bein' a drama queen about it."

by Mister Priapus June 10, 2005

nofuck vagina

US Navy slang for Norfolk, Virginia, the largest Navy town in America. Everybody in the Navy ends up in Norfolk at some point in their military carreer. Watch out for the signs that say, "Dogs and sailors keep off the grass!" And don't EVER buy a car there!

"Welcome, Gents, to Nofuck Vagina, where there is absolutely nothing to do!"

by Mister Priapus June 2, 2005

hard leg

US Army slang for a man, in reference to his member. Often used plurally to denote a sausage fest.

"Ain't nothin' but a bunch of hard legs and no ass to be found!"

by Mister Priapus June 2, 2005

dog zebra

Navy slang for when three men are having sex with a woman simultaneosly. Euphamism based on US Navy material condition of readiness which determines which fittings (doors, vents, etc.) are to be closed on a naval vessel. Condition Dog Zebra is the most secure condition, where all airtight, watertight, firetight, and fumetight fittings are secured.

So when three male sailors are teamin' a chick (whether a betty out on liberty, a female shipmate, whatever) they will "set condition dog zebra" where one guy fucks her pussy, one guy fucks her ass, and one guy is has his dick in her mouth, thus "all openings secured"

"We had some liberty in PI with this fine as ho so me and my boys set some dog zebra!"

or...

"How come all these chicks are gettin' pregnant out on WestPac? Too many people settin' dog zebra on a bitch."

by Mister Priapus June 2, 2005

swingin' dick

US Navy and Marine Corps reference to a dude, a man, a male of the human species. Often used plurally.

"I didn't get no ass on liberty. It was a sausage fest, nothin' but swingin' dicks!"

by Mister Priapus June 2, 2005

pecker checker

A US Navy Hospital Corpsman who is assigned to the STD clinic, to conduct a short arm inspection or otherwise inspect scores of human genitalia for signs of sexually transmited disease.

Corpsman: Dude, they just made me the new pecker checker at Balboa.
Shipmate: It's easy, just tell 'em to drop their skivvies, pretend to look interested, and tell 'em not to wave that thing so close to your cigar.

by Mister Priapus June 2, 2005