3 definitions by Minecraft epic gamer 69 420
Person 1: Hey wanna play Fortnite?
Person 2: HELL NO I’M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!
*Person 2 gets new friends*
Person 2: HELL NO I’M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!
*Person 2 gets new friends*
by Minecraft epic gamer 69 420 August 28, 2019
A made up thing for retards who believe the position of the earth at a certain point in time is relevant to your personality. Astrology also claims to be able to see your future by “reading your palm”. It attempts to predict many other future events due to objects in different areas. Mainly teenagers believe in it because it says great things about them and they believe whatever they want to hear.
Person 1: Hey, according to astrology, I will have 5 kids and a beautiful wife when I am older!
Person 2: You fucking retard how can you believe in that shit...???
Person 2: You fucking retard how can you believe in that shit...???
by Minecraft epic gamer 69 420 December 24, 2019