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The Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood Rule — This rule is similar to The Slipping into Darkness Rule. If you hear any version of the song Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood in a movie, television show, or documentary, it is pointing to an individual in deep thought and torn between two worlds.
Examples of this song being used include:
The Gifted season 1 episode 1
Nobody
Oz season 1 episode 8
Luther season 1 episode 6
Aquarius season 1 episode 13
Snowfall season 1 episode 1
Training Day season 1 episode 12 Part 1
What Happened to Miss Simone
Titans season 3 episode 7
Examples of this song being used include:
The Gifted season 1 episode 1
Nobody
Oz season 1 episode 8
Luther season 1 episode 6
Aquarius season 1 episode 13
Snowfall season 1 episode 1
Training Day season 1 episode 12 Part 1
What Happened to Miss Simone
Titans season 3 episode 7
The Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood Rule applies to the use of a version of the song — either The Animals version or the Nina Simone version — used in a television show, documentary, or a movie to portray the protagonist as struggling and being caught between two worlds.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 24, 2023
Get the The Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood Rulemug. Surrender Day — August 24th 2023 Surrender Day: the first time that a former American President will have an actual mug shot taken; and, face 91 total criminal charges in four jurisdictions. The court ordered surrender or be arrested.
The mug shot of Donald J. Trump, The Mandarin Orange Mussolini is on track to become the most famous presidential portrait in history.
Ironic because Trump refused to either hang or publicly commemorate the portrait of his rival, Barack Hussein Obama.
Donald J. Trump, The Cantaloupe Colored Caligula, has been booked four times in four consecutive months in the same year — 2023.
In Republican debates held on Surrender Day Eve, six of eight Republicans vowed to vote for Trump if he won the Republican Nomination.
One, Vivek Ramaswamy, vowed to pardon Trump of all crimes if became America’s first South-Asian Indian president.
Perspective: in many states, an ex-convict — a returning citizen — who has paid his or her debt to society and successfully served his or her jail time CANNOT VOTE IN A NATIONAL ELECTION. And there is definitely no mention of a pardon
Just sayin’.
Trump — a master of media manipulation — chose Surrender Day purposely to occur during prime time; to occur the day after the Republican Debate; to purposely to upstage the debate; to receive maximum media coverage; and, to still have one day in the news cycle so that he would dominate the news all weekend.
Will we ever fucking learn?
The mug shot of Donald J. Trump, The Mandarin Orange Mussolini is on track to become the most famous presidential portrait in history.
Ironic because Trump refused to either hang or publicly commemorate the portrait of his rival, Barack Hussein Obama.
Donald J. Trump, The Cantaloupe Colored Caligula, has been booked four times in four consecutive months in the same year — 2023.
In Republican debates held on Surrender Day Eve, six of eight Republicans vowed to vote for Trump if he won the Republican Nomination.
One, Vivek Ramaswamy, vowed to pardon Trump of all crimes if became America’s first South-Asian Indian president.
Perspective: in many states, an ex-convict — a returning citizen — who has paid his or her debt to society and successfully served his or her jail time CANNOT VOTE IN A NATIONAL ELECTION. And there is definitely no mention of a pardon
Just sayin’.
Trump — a master of media manipulation — chose Surrender Day purposely to occur during prime time; to occur the day after the Republican Debate; to purposely to upstage the debate; to receive maximum media coverage; and, to still have one day in the news cycle so that he would dominate the news all weekend.
Will we ever fucking learn?
Surrender Day: on this day in American history: Thursday August 24th 2023, Donald J. Trump — The Cantaloupe Colored Caligula — was made to surrender by the State of Atlanta on R.I.C.O charges. He now faces 91 total charges in four (4) different jurisdictions.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023
Get the Surrender Daymug. Example:
First person: C’mon forget about it. It’s over. Let’s let bygones be bygones.
Second Person: It will be over when I’m dead! — or when you are dead.
First person: C’mon forget about it. It’s over. Let’s let bygones be bygones.
Second Person: It will be over when I’m dead! — or when you are dead.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
Get the It will be over when I’m dead!mug. Howdy Booty Time — A silly answer to give your wife if she ever asks you what time it is. This rejoinder is based on the show opening for the vintage children’s television program “The Howdy Dooty Show” which ran from 1947 to 1960.
The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.
This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.
The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.
This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.
Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.
The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.
NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.
NEVER!!!!!!!!
The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.
This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.
The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.
This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.
Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.
The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.
NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.
NEVER!!!!!!!!
WIFE: Hey honey, what time is it?
HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!
Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!
HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!
Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 20, 2023
Get the Howdy Booty Timemug. He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!! — The epitaph of any dead snitch that thought that the witness protection program would keep him safe.
A member of the community standing over a bullet riddled body with a rat in each hand and one shoved in its mouth:
“ He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!!”
“ He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!!”
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 9, 2023
Get the He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!!mug. Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.
Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.
An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.
If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:
“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.
But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:
“It’s New Jersey messy”
meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.
Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.
An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.
If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:
“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.
But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:
“It’s New Jersey messy”
meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.
Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022
Get the New Jersey messymug. Rudy Ghouliani — as in WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO THIS MAN? He was America’s Mayor on 9/11.
He went from being one of the most feared prosecutors in American history and the R.I.C.O. Act pioneer; to becoming a Dwight Frye-like Rendield to Donald Trump’s Orange Count Dracula.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
And now on May 16th 2023 he’s accused of selling Pardon Indulgences for the Pope of the MAGA party — along with a little sexual harassment; and, failure to uphold an employment contract by not paying an agreed upon salary to the woman that he sexually harassed.
“For what shall it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul”; especially of its just to eat flies and nice big spiders.
He went from being one of the most feared prosecutors in American history and the R.I.C.O. Act pioneer; to becoming a Dwight Frye-like Rendield to Donald Trump’s Orange Count Dracula.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
And now on May 16th 2023 he’s accused of selling Pardon Indulgences for the Pope of the MAGA party — along with a little sexual harassment; and, failure to uphold an employment contract by not paying an agreed upon salary to the woman that he sexually harassed.
“For what shall it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul”; especially of its just to eat flies and nice big spiders.
Under the influence of Donald “Orange Dracula” Trump, Rudy Giuliani became Rudy Ghouliani — a fly eating; pardon selling thrall enslaved by his spray tanned master.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 16, 2023
Get the Rudy Ghoulianimug.