Miles the Magnificent's definitions

Whorrent

An individual who downloads a mass amount of media they'll never look at because it's free to them through torrents.

What's up with all these flash drives?
Oh, those are my roommate's, she's a total whorrent.

by Miles the Magnificent November 7, 2010

Pontil

The mark on a (generally) pre-1860's bottle that signifies it was blown using a pontil rod.

Look at that jagged pontil, they don't make 'em like that anymore.

by Miles the Magnificent October 21, 2010

College

The new high school.

After I get out of college maybe I'll go for some higher education like my doctorate.

by Miles the Magnificent August 30, 2010

OCD Gardener

That one person at the end of your block, usually retired, who spends anywhere from 20 to 9000 hours a week gardening. Symptoms include crying over your begonias, mowing the lawn 20 hours a week and sneering at the potted plant garden in your office.

Mr. Jenkins is an OCD Gardener. I swear that's the fifth time today he's been out today to fertilize his ginko trees.

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

The Wipers

Insane punk band from Portland, OR formed in 1978. This band is one of the earliest American purveyors of punk and its influences are noted in other successful acts such as Nirvana and Scratch Acid.

The Wipers rock! My favorite album is "Is This Real?", you can totally tell the lyrics about being maladjusted are being sung from the pit of Greg Sage's heart.

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

Travel Channel

A television channel launched in in 1987 that focuses on cool places to visit around the world without you actually having to go there. The channel is following the route of other specialty channels putting out more and more loosely related programming, but it has some good shows.

Dude, this guy ate seven pounds of fish last night on TV.
What, on the food network?
Nah dude, travel channel.

by Miles the Magnificent August 6, 2010

Twisted Tea

The official beverage of summer outings and high school parties. Often drank by girls and inexperienced drinkers due to its low alcohol content but not shunned by males like Smirnoff Ice.

Molly got hammered off 4 twisted teas last night, I got a buzz.

by Miles the Magnificent July 30, 2010