Miles the Magnificent's definitions

Prison School

A school so bad that bars are installed over the windows to stop kids from jumping out the window in the middle of the day.

My elementary school was a prison school; rather than exit via fire escapes during an emergency, we were expected to march down the stairs in a neat and orderly fashion. Ha.

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

Ass Candy

When a cute guy is all up on your ba-donka-donk during the act of grinding.

You should have seen me last night dancing with Jose when "Drop it Low" came on!

Ooh gurl you had some nice ass candy!

by Miles the Magnificent October 14, 2010

Youtube Jackpot

When your video comes up first in the search results for something general, landing you a shitload of views. Coupled with Google Ads it's like winning a jackpot.

Jane's video of her cat licking peanut butter beat out all the other videos of cats licking peanut butter, so Jane hit the youtube jackpot with 40 million views and 20,000 dollars from adsense.

by Miles the Magnificent September 18, 2010

Pontil

The mark on a (generally) pre-1860's bottle that signifies it was blown using a pontil rod.

Look at that jagged pontil, they don't make 'em like that anymore.

by Miles the Magnificent October 21, 2010

OCD Gardener

That one person at the end of your block, usually retired, who spends anywhere from 20 to 9000 hours a week gardening. Symptoms include crying over your begonias, mowing the lawn 20 hours a week and sneering at the potted plant garden in your office.

Mr. Jenkins is an OCD Gardener. I swear that's the fifth time today he's been out today to fertilize his ginko trees.

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

Shirtless Old Man

The wrinkles, the man-boobs, the HORROR!!!!
Usually available in summertime, the Shirtless Old Man is a fearless animal with a tendency to enjoy Miller Lite and balance the beer cans on his pot belly.

Oh c'mon, get a shirt on shirtless old man!

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

The Wipers

Insane punk band from Portland, OR formed in 1978. This band is one of the earliest American purveyors of punk and its influences are noted in other successful acts such as Nirvana and Scratch Acid.

The Wipers rock! My favorite album is "Is This Real?", you can totally tell the lyrics about being maladjusted are being sung from the pit of Greg Sage's heart.

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010