Miles the Magnificent's definitions

BMW

A big maine woman

"I was looking for a girl to ride but there's nothing but BMW's

by Miles the Magnificent November 2, 2011

College

The new high school.

After I get out of college maybe I'll go for some higher education like my doctorate.

by Miles the Magnificent August 30, 2010

The Wipers

Insane punk band from Portland, OR formed in 1978. This band is one of the earliest American purveyors of punk and its influences are noted in other successful acts such as Nirvana and Scratch Acid.

The Wipers rock! My favorite album is "Is This Real?", you can totally tell the lyrics about being maladjusted are being sung from the pit of Greg Sage's heart.

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

Clubmaster

A vintage style sunglass by Ray Ban that is the equivalent of the Wayfarer dressing up for the Baton Rogue. This style is seeing a rise in popularity as the Wayfarer has hit popularity with middle American high school students and thus falls out of the range of hipsters and celebrities alike.

Grandpa, are those the Clubmasters?
Whaaa?

by Miles the Magnificent August 13, 2010

Whorrent

An individual who downloads a mass amount of media they'll never look at because it's free to them through torrents.

What's up with all these flash drives?
Oh, those are my roommate's, she's a total whorrent.

by Miles the Magnificent November 7, 2010

Duded up

The guy's equivalent of dressing up for a night on the town.

If I wanted to get duded up I'd throw on some cargo pants and my Shonen Knife t-shirt.

by Miles the Magnificent September 20, 2010

Pontil

The mark on a (generally) pre-1860's bottle that signifies it was blown using a pontil rod.

Look at that jagged pontil, they don't make 'em like that anymore.

by Miles the Magnificent October 21, 2010