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Pontil

The mark on a (generally) pre-1860's bottle that signifies it was blown using a pontil rod.
Look at that jagged pontil, they don't make 'em like that anymore.
by Miles the Magnificent October 21, 2010
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OCD Gardener

That one person at the end of your block, usually retired, who spends anywhere from 20 to 9000 hours a week gardening. Symptoms include crying over your begonias, mowing the lawn 20 hours a week and sneering at the potted plant garden in your office.
Mr. Jenkins is an OCD Gardener. I swear that's the fifth time today he's been out today to fertilize his ginko trees.
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
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The Wipers

Insane punk band from Portland, OR formed in 1978. This band is one of the earliest American purveyors of punk and its influences are noted in other successful acts such as Nirvana and Scratch Acid.
The Wipers rock! My favorite album is "Is This Real?", you can totally tell the lyrics about being maladjusted are being sung from the pit of Greg Sage's heart.
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
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Clubmaster

A vintage style sunglass by Ray Ban that is the equivalent of the Wayfarer dressing up for the Baton Rogue. This style is seeing a rise in popularity as the Wayfarer has hit popularity with middle American high school students and thus falls out of the range of hipsters and celebrities alike.
Grandpa, are those the Clubmasters?
Whaaa?
by Miles the Magnificent August 13, 2010
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BMW

"I was looking for a girl to ride but there's nothing but BMW's
by Miles the Magnificent November 2, 2011
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Smirnoff Ache

The stomachache you get from drinking Smirnoff Ice too quickly. Scientists believe it is due to the high sugar content of the beverage.
You just got iced bro!
Not now, I'm fighting a massive smirnoff ache
by Miles the Magnificent July 31, 2010
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Duded up

The guy's equivalent of dressing up for a night on the town.
If I wanted to get duded up I'd throw on some cargo pants and my Shonen Knife t-shirt.
by Miles the Magnificent September 20, 2010
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