Miles the Magnificent's definitions

College

The new high school.

After I get out of college maybe I'll go for some higher education like my doctorate.

by Miles the Magnificent August 30, 2010

Pontil

The mark on a (generally) pre-1860's bottle that signifies it was blown using a pontil rod.

Look at that jagged pontil, they don't make 'em like that anymore.

by Miles the Magnificent October 21, 2010

OCD Gardener

That one person at the end of your block, usually retired, who spends anywhere from 20 to 9000 hours a week gardening. Symptoms include crying over your begonias, mowing the lawn 20 hours a week and sneering at the potted plant garden in your office.

Mr. Jenkins is an OCD Gardener. I swear that's the fifth time today he's been out today to fertilize his ginko trees.

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

Clubmaster

A vintage style sunglass by Ray Ban that is the equivalent of the Wayfarer dressing up for the Baton Rogue. This style is seeing a rise in popularity as the Wayfarer has hit popularity with middle American high school students and thus falls out of the range of hipsters and celebrities alike.

Grandpa, are those the Clubmasters?
Whaaa?

by Miles the Magnificent August 13, 2010

4th Period

The parallel universe between lunch and dismissal which seems to slow time down to a fraction of its actual speed.

4th period is like the twilight zone. By the time I got dismissed I ran all the way home in sheer terror.

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

The Wipers

Insane punk band from Portland, OR formed in 1978. This band is one of the earliest American purveyors of punk and its influences are noted in other successful acts such as Nirvana and Scratch Acid.

The Wipers rock! My favorite album is "Is This Real?", you can totally tell the lyrics about being maladjusted are being sung from the pit of Greg Sage's heart.

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

Shirtless Old Man

The wrinkles, the man-boobs, the HORROR!!!!
Usually available in summertime, the Shirtless Old Man is a fearless animal with a tendency to enjoy Miller Lite and balance the beer cans on his pot belly.

Oh c'mon, get a shirt on shirtless old man!

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010