Miles the Magnificent's definitions
A school so bad that bars are installed over the windows to stop kids from jumping out the window in the middle of the day.
My elementary school was a prison school; rather than exit via fire escapes during an emergency, we were expected to march down the stairs in a neat and orderly fashion. Ha.
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
Get the Prison Schoolmug. When your video comes up first in the search results for something general, landing you a shitload of views. Coupled with Google Ads it's like winning a jackpot.
Jane's video of her cat licking peanut butter beat out all the other videos of cats licking peanut butter, so Jane hit the youtube jackpot with 40 million views and 20,000 dollars from adsense.
by Miles the Magnificent September 18, 2010
Get the Youtube Jackpotmug. by Miles the Magnificent August 30, 2010
Get the Collegemug. Insane punk band from Portland, OR formed in 1978. This band is one of the earliest American purveyors of punk and its influences are noted in other successful acts such as Nirvana and Scratch Acid.
The Wipers rock! My favorite album is "Is This Real?", you can totally tell the lyrics about being maladjusted are being sung from the pit of Greg Sage's heart.
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
Get the The Wipersmug. The wrinkles, the man-boobs, the HORROR!!!!
Usually available in summertime, the Shirtless Old Man is a fearless animal with a tendency to enjoy Miller Lite and balance the beer cans on his pot belly.
Usually available in summertime, the Shirtless Old Man is a fearless animal with a tendency to enjoy Miller Lite and balance the beer cans on his pot belly.
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
Get the Shirtless Old Manmug. The stomachache you get from drinking Smirnoff Ice too quickly. Scientists believe it is due to the high sugar content of the beverage.
by Miles the Magnificent July 31, 2010
Get the Smirnoff Achemug. by Miles the Magnificent November 2, 2011
Get the BMWmug.