Miles Pieri's definitions

cursed video

Urban legend from mid-90's Japan about a videotape with weird imagery contained on it. If you watch the tape you then recieve a phone call telling you you will be dead in a week. Basis for a series of novels by the writer Koji Suzuki, filmed as Ring, Rasen, Ring 2 and Birthday. Remade in both Korea and America.

Frolic in brine, Goblins be thine

by Miles Pieri January 7, 2004

miyazaki

Miyazaki Hayo. One of the finest film makers currently working. A master storyteller and writer/director of some of the best animated films of all time.

Films include:
Lupin Sansai: Castle Of Cagliostro
Kaze no Tani no Nausicaa
Laputa: Castle in the Sky
Tonari no Totoro
Kurenai no Buta/Porco Rosso
Kiki's Delivery Service
Princess Mononoke
Spirited Away
Howl's Moving Castle

by Miles Pieri January 21, 2004

the fear

Along with 'No Hands' and 'Furtive' one of the mascots of the B3TA message board. A two headed furball creature that is, by way of supernatural hypnosis, able to strike terror into the hearts of the most strong willed of individuals.

notable for the reaction given upon contact:

thefearthefearthefearTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEAR...etc.

by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004

no hands

Feline mascot of B3TA.com. No Hands is a cute lil' kitten with a multitute of talents.

"Look, I just 'shopped No Hands fisting Tony Blair"

by Miles Pieri January 20, 2004

furtive

Shifty looking Polar Bear mascot of B3TA.com. See also 'No Hands'

Furtive's liver is the most deadly substance known to man.

Really??

No.

by Miles Pieri January 23, 2004

turo rudi

amazing and delicious Hungarian chocolate bar made in Hungary. Turo Rudi has a chocolate outer coating containing turo (sweet cottage cheese).
It sounds disgusting but it's incredibly addictive.
There are many variants on Turo Rudi but if you go to Hungary check out the original in it's distinctive red and white packaging.

Man, let's get on a plane to Budapest and go get us some turo rudi.

and prostitutes.

by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004

takashi miike

Badass and extremely prolific Japanese film maker (60 films in 9 years!!!) who has made some of the most daring and imaginative films of the last decade. Films such as the Dead Or Alive trilogy, Fudoh, Audition and Ichi The Killer are both extreme in content and intelligent enough to rise above the label of pure exploitation. His most bizarre film might be Happiness Of The Katakuri's - a musical about a family that open a guest house on an active volcano. He is working on a project with the other great contempory Japanese director Takeshi Kitano.

"kirikirikirikirikiri" - Audition

by Miles Pieri January 7, 2004