Miles Pieri's definitions

furtive

Shifty looking Polar Bear mascot of B3TA.com. See also 'No Hands'

Furtive's liver is the most deadly substance known to man.

Really??

No.

by Miles Pieri January 23, 2004

uk resistance

Dead ex-Sega fanboy website that still has a few loser stragglers using it's forum to discuss porn, fizzy drinks, Umbongo's 'love' life and whether any of them will ever bed Frap or Alleycat.

Chance of ever getting a real girlfriend - DEAD!

by Miles Pieri January 23, 2004

yellow fever

Sexual obsession felt by a non-asian (Usually white, usually male) towards asians of the opposite gender. Symptoms of yellow fever include stalking, halfhearted attempts to learn Japanese/Mandarin/Cantonese/Korean and whacking off to Sailor Moon video's.
And I should know.

Wow, have you seen that Yumi Hasagawa? she's so hot!

Calm down man, you've got a dose of yellow fever.

by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004

35 Tenison Road

A house in Cambridge UK believed to be haunted by a ghost that steals people credit cards and forces them into a life of prostitution.

Those thieving bastards at no.35 will get what's comin' to 'em

by Miles Pieri January 23, 2004

white lolita

Japanese sweet derived from the classic Pocky Stick. A larger breadstick that the pocky covered in a white sort-of-chocolate substance.
Delicious, but not up to the standards of Pocky classic.

Man, I'd love to suck on a white lolita right now!

by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004

turo rudi

amazing and delicious Hungarian chocolate bar made in Hungary. Turo Rudi has a chocolate outer coating containing turo (sweet cottage cheese).
It sounds disgusting but it's incredibly addictive.
There are many variants on Turo Rudi but if you go to Hungary check out the original in it's distinctive red and white packaging.

Man, let's get on a plane to Budapest and go get us some turo rudi.

and prostitutes.

by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004

kasper hauser

Legendary german boy who arrived in nuremburg unable to speak or explain who he was. Two excellent films have been made of his life, and death. One of the great mysteries of the 18th century.

I want to be a rider like my father

by Miles Pieri January 7, 2004