Mike the Ekim's definitions

perfect pitch

A rare talent so confusing that even those who have it don't understand how it works or how others can't have it.

Each tone sounds so distinctly different, I have no clue why no one else can tell them apart.

by Mike the Ekim March 27, 2005

Drummer

Someone who hangs out with musicians

The other day our band had a practice. Our drummer was there but he didn't play.

by Mike the Ekim September 9, 2006

algebra

1. A class that makes complete sense to some people, while annoying the hell out of others.
2. An article of clothing worn by mermaids

1. Dude Louis just got a 100 on his algebra test without studying! And I studied for like 3 hours, but I only got a 46!
2. If you want to get to second base with a mermaid, you have to take her algebra off.

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

boron

The combination of the words "bore" and "moron".

One scientist was such a boron that he named an element after what he was.

by Mike the Ekim December 23, 2004

submarine

long, hard, and full of seamen

We all live in a yellow submarine.

by Mike the Ekim October 10, 2005

The Mile

An "activity" used by gym teachers to make the phyiscally weak suffer from severe shortage of breath and often collapse.

Last time we did the mile in gym I almost died because I was so short of breath and they kept forcing me to run.

by Mike the Ekim September 26, 2005

key

something that almost every song has that is nearly impossible to define, yet if a musician knows the chords to the song he should be able to figure it out.

Boulevard of Broken Dreams is in the key of F minor.

by Mike the Ekim April 30, 2006