My friend just spent an hour and a half trying to communicate with his imaginary friend whom he thinks can somehow help him get laid. Poor bastard. Should be an atheist.
by Mike the Ekim October 09, 2008
The next time you see someone harass a freshman, remind the offender that he too was once a freshman.
by Mike the Ekim April 19, 2005
by Mike the Ekim August 08, 2008
The greatest songwriter of all time. There are very few, if any, people who cannot relate to at least one of his songs.
The reason this guy is such an amazing songwriter is because he spent years studying the songwriting techniques of Bob Dylan.
by Mike the Ekim March 27, 2005
When the audience of a TV show, play, etc. knows something a character doesn't. Popularized by William Shakespeare, and used extenseively in the TV series South Park
In this one episode of South Park, Cartman thinks he's dead because nobody is talking to him, but we know it's because they've decided to completely ignore him.
by Mike the Ekim August 29, 2005
Lisa talked to her boyfriend on her cell phone for 9 days without stopping. The call cost her parents $50,000.
by Mike the Ekim April 09, 2005
The period of time between when a person submits a definition to urbandictionary.com and when it actually shows up there.
by Mike the Ekim April 09, 2005