19 definitions by Mike Jones

heavy weight champ

someone who will fuck any fat bitch, any other std having bitch.

Josh is the heavy weight champ

by Mike Jones May 24, 2004

65

it means johnny law in coming

yell (break here come six five)

by Mike Jones February 17, 2004

Punch 'Em Poker

A game of Texas Hold Em that will be played all over the world in a few years. Everybody hates a winner, so what better game, than one that rewards a loser.

"Look at this fucking Bruise"

- Mike Jones

by Mike Jones February 10, 2005

Comantled

Adjective - Describes the area within the mantles of two or more fires

Greg - Hey, the area between these two fires is comantled

Mike - That it is, Greg... That it is

by Mike Jones January 10, 2004

Gorilla Fuck

the art of dirty fucking a whore and grunting like a gorilla while your doing it.

i gorilla fucked that girl last night.

by Mike Jones April 7, 2004

bet that

Bet that means " good deal " or " thats cool "
"yes "

Mike: You want to get somthing to eat?

Jones: bet that nigga

by Mike Jones March 20, 2004

Why wouldn't ya?

Question. For answer see Well you would

Greg is contemplating a goon layback

Greg - Why wouldn't ya?

Mike - Well you would!

by Mike Jones January 10, 2004