Mike D's definitions

Cell block D

Used to house the most violent criminals in Alcatraz

Yo, my boi just got 30 to life fo a crime he dint commit. Dem pigz sent him to Cell block D.

by mike d November 14, 2018

Billabong

1. expensive skater brand clothing

2. affectionate name for your penis

she tugged on my billabong real hard

by mike d June 8, 2005

neckin off

to jerk the neck portion of the body like a penis

Jock robb grabbed his neck and began to neck off

by mike d October 20, 2003

a4e

an organisation whose sole purpose is to make jobless peoples lives a misery by boring them to insanity with yellow walls and hollow tasks in a fascist dictatorship
of jobsworth failures.

"a4e is shit" erm its boring shit very boring shit

by mike d March 22, 2005

Yakina

An old man trying to describe the act of masturbation.

Your grandfather walks in on you and says: "I saw you boy, you was yakina!"

by Mike D March 14, 2003

Mexican Shit

After a night of extreme drinking, you get up to take a shit. And it smells so bad that your eyes BURN.

"Steve, i could smell your mexican shit on the other side of the building... how fucked up did you get last night dude?"

by Mike D June 20, 2006

sinbad

To connect a tube from the anus to the mouth to allow the flow of feces between two people.

Yo I jus sinbadded this biach

by mike d May 27, 2003