Mike D's definitions

Yakina

An old man describing the act of masturbation.

"I saw ya boy, you was yakina!"

by Mike D February 28, 2003

perfect dark

Awesome N64 game, that was also ported to Game Boy (apparently you can swap game info between them...gameboy is lame anyway...)

It is definately the best N64 game ever!!

by mike d March 22, 2005

high strung

From the St. Sebastian's Renaissance Guild website:

WHAT DOES "HIGH STRUNG" MEAN?

When a bow is "high strung" it means that when the bow is strung the height of the string from the handle is over 6 inches. This made the bow fast to shoot but over-stressed the wood causing the bow to have a very short life. When a bow fails it tends to explode.

So a "high strung" person is quick to blow up. Quick to anger, etc

The high strung mall security guard told me he'd kick my ass if I tried to skateboard again.

by Mike D March 9, 2005

Billabong

1. expensive skater brand clothing

2. affectionate name for your penis

she tugged on my billabong real hard

by mike d June 8, 2005

neckin off

to jerk the neck portion of the body like a penis

Jock robb grabbed his neck and began to neck off

by mike d October 20, 2003

sinbad

To connect a tube from the anus to the mouth to allow the flow of feces between two people.

Yo I jus sinbadded this biach

by mike d May 27, 2003

Pilot Wings

The blood stain left on sheets after popping a girls cherry. Which when done in a missionary position, leaves a shape resembling red pilot wings.

"I hope my girlfriend got her sheets cleaned before her mom has a chance to see the pilot wings"

by Mike D December 7, 2004