Definitions by Mike Comanche

Jew Egg 

Fried or poached egg on a toasted onion bagel.

I'd rather have a Jew egg than an Egg McMuffin!

Jew Egg by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

Jew Jitsu 

To fight someone IN COURT.

I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!

Jew Jitsu by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009