Mike Comanche's definitions

footblinder

Someone who is so FAT they can't see their own feet!

Cristie M. is a footblinder.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

floaters

Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).

Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?

Yep, they're the real deal bro!

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009