Mick the Dick's definitions
A closet dumbass is someone who will talk nonstop, regardless of the subject, and make like they know everything about said subject even if they know little to nothing about it, for pure sake of staying in the conversation.
An obvious way to catch someone you suspect as a closet dumbass is to ask them about something that you already are well versed on and watch them stumble as you contradict them when they're wrong.
An obvious way to catch someone you suspect as a closet dumbass is to ask them about something that you already are well versed on and watch them stumble as you contradict them when they're wrong.
Rob: ...so anyways that's why I'm a big fan of Dio.
(Eric walks up to join the conversation)
Eric: Yeah me too. Im a huge fan.
Rob: No you're not. You've never even heard of Dio.
Eric: Yeah I am. In fact I just saw them in concert last month.
Josh: Last month? Horseshit! Dio died last year.
Rob: Yeah really, Eric. You're such a closet dumbass!
(Eric walks up to join the conversation)
Eric: Yeah me too. Im a huge fan.
Rob: No you're not. You've never even heard of Dio.
Eric: Yeah I am. In fact I just saw them in concert last month.
Josh: Last month? Horseshit! Dio died last year.
Rob: Yeah really, Eric. You're such a closet dumbass!
by Mick the Dick July 16, 2011
Get the Closet Dumbassmug. You're the pure definition of fuckface!
by Mick the Dick July 11, 2011
Get the fuckfacemug. A pisstergeist is the name of an unexplainable phenomenon that causes one to have to urinate constantly despite there being no change in one's liquid intake.
Jeff: I can't seem to go more than ten minutes without having to piss like a mofo.
Dave: You're not a drinker are you?
Jeff: Exactly. I think I'm being haunted by a pisstergeist!
Dave: You're not a drinker are you?
Jeff: Exactly. I think I'm being haunted by a pisstergeist!
by Mick the Dick September 27, 2011
Get the Pisstergeistmug. In a literal sense, it is simply shit with holes in it.
Can theoretically be made by:
1: Performing anal sex on someone who's full of it causing one's dick to poke holes in their shit before they squeeze them out.
2:Finding some pre-defecated monster turds and shooting holes in it with a bb gun.
Can theoretically be made by:
1: Performing anal sex on someone who's full of it causing one's dick to poke holes in their shit before they squeeze them out.
2:Finding some pre-defecated monster turds and shooting holes in it with a bb gun.
1. I fucked that slut in the ass so hard she had holy shit!
2. I'm so bored, I'd go out behind WalMart and shoot craps with a bb gun if I had one. And I don't mean with dice either. I wanna convert some feces into holy shit!
2. I'm so bored, I'd go out behind WalMart and shoot craps with a bb gun if I had one. And I don't mean with dice either. I wanna convert some feces into holy shit!
by Mick the Dick September 20, 2011
Get the Holy Shitmug. Endless piss is what it's called when one is expelling urine for a long duration which is accompanied by excessive drippage followed by even more pissing, causing one to have to stand for an extended period of time or sitting down when one's feet begin to hurt as a result.
Quentin: Yo nigga, what took you so long in there?
Demarcus: Yo, I was stuck with endless piss, ya heard?
Demarcus: Yo, I was stuck with endless piss, ya heard?
by Mick the Dick September 27, 2011
Get the Endless Pissmug. Despite Don's well known hostility toward Michelle, he made a character break, by hugging her upon learning of her parents' car accident.
by Mick the Dick October 9, 2011
Get the Character Breakmug. My wife gave me a blumpkin while I was playing black ops on the shitter. That's my first time ever receiving a black ops blumpkin!
by Mick the Dick September 30, 2011
Get the Black Ops Blumpkinmug.