Character Break

Despite Don's well known hostility toward Michelle, he made a character break, by hugging her upon learning of her parents' car accident.
by Mick the Dick October 09, 2011
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Holy Shit

In a literal sense, it is simply shit with holes in it.

Can theoretically be made by:

1: Performing anal sex on someone who's full of it causing one's dick to poke holes in their shit before they squeeze them out.

2:Finding some pre-defecated monster turds and shooting holes in it with a bb gun.
1. I fucked that slut in the ass so hard she had holy shit!

2. I'm so bored, I'd go out behind WalMart and shoot craps with a bb gun if I had one. And I don't mean with dice either. I wanna convert some feces into holy shit!
by Mick the Dick September 20, 2011
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Brown Ops

An alternative method of playing Call of Duty: Black Ops that involves playing said game while sitting on the toilet taking a dump.
Player 1: (making grunting noises) Two guys heading for the C flag.

Player 2: Dude are you okay over there?

Player 1: Yeah, I'm just shitting while playing.

Player 2: How's your brown ops coming along?

Player 1: Pretty good. Apparently dropping a deuce is helping my KD ratio.
by Mick the Dick October 18, 2011
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Endless Piss

Endless piss is what it's called when one is expelling urine for a long duration which is accompanied by excessive drippage followed by even more pissing, causing one to have to stand for an extended period of time or sitting down when one's feet begin to hurt as a result.
Quentin: Yo nigga, what took you so long in there?

Demarcus: Yo, I was stuck with endless piss, ya heard?
by Mick the Dick September 27, 2011
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Noon In The Morning

The time between 11:30 in the morning and 12:00 noon.
I was gonna sleep in until evening yesterday, but some asswipe telemarketers called me at noon in the morning.
by Mick the Dick November 13, 2011
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Black Ops Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob while shitting and playing call of duty: black ops all in unison.
My wife gave me a blumpkin while I was playing black ops on the shitter. That's my first time ever receiving a black ops blumpkin!
by Mick the Dick September 30, 2011
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Gun Packet

The sexual position involving the anal doggystyle position while the recipient has explosive diahhrea. In theory, once the giver pulls out, the receiver's ass would give way causing massive amounts of sticky sewer chili to explode all over the place.
Rod: Hey how was your date with Josie?

Todd: It was awesome, first we got dinner at taco bell, then we went to her apartment. Luckily her mom wasn't home, so we fucked on her mom's bed. It was pretty messy afterwards.

Rod: Eeeww, she was on the rag?

Todd: No, she had diahhrea from the taco bell we ate. It flared up while she was letting me give her anal.

Rod: Haha yall did the gun packet?

Todd: Yeah. There was shit all over her moms bed when I left, so I don't think I'm allowed over there anymore!
by Mick the Dick October 12, 2011
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