Definitions by Mick the Dick
Noon In The Morning
I was gonna sleep in until evening yesterday, but some asswipe telemarketers called me at noon in the morning.
Noon In The Morning by Mick the Dick November 13, 2011
Brown Ops
An alternative method of playing Call of Duty: Black Ops that involves playing said game while sitting on the toilet taking a dump.
Player 1: (making grunting noises) Two guys heading for the C flag.
Player 2: Dude are you okay over there?
Player 1: Yeah, I'm just shitting while playing.
Player 2: How's your brown ops coming along?
Player 1: Pretty good. Apparently dropping a deuce is helping my KD ratio.
Player 2: Dude are you okay over there?
Player 1: Yeah, I'm just shitting while playing.
Player 2: How's your brown ops coming along?
Player 1: Pretty good. Apparently dropping a deuce is helping my KD ratio.
Brown Ops by Mick the Dick October 18, 2011
Gun Packet
The sexual position involving the anal doggystyle position while the recipient has explosive diahhrea. In theory, once the giver pulls out, the receiver's ass would give way causing massive amounts of sticky sewer chili to explode all over the place.
Rod: Hey how was your date with Josie?
Todd: It was awesome, first we got dinner at taco bell, then we went to her apartment. Luckily her mom wasn't home, so we fucked on her mom's bed. It was pretty messy afterwards.
Rod: Eeeww, she was on the rag?
Todd: No, she had diahhrea from the taco bell we ate. It flared up while she was letting me give her anal.
Rod: Haha yall did the gun packet?
Todd: Yeah. There was shit all over her moms bed when I left, so I don't think I'm allowed over there anymore!
Todd: It was awesome, first we got dinner at taco bell, then we went to her apartment. Luckily her mom wasn't home, so we fucked on her mom's bed. It was pretty messy afterwards.
Rod: Eeeww, she was on the rag?
Todd: No, she had diahhrea from the taco bell we ate. It flared up while she was letting me give her anal.
Rod: Haha yall did the gun packet?
Todd: Yeah. There was shit all over her moms bed when I left, so I don't think I'm allowed over there anymore!
Gun Packet by Mick the Dick October 12, 2011
Character Break
Despite Don's well known hostility toward Michelle, he made a character break, by hugging her upon learning of her parents' car accident.
Character Break by Mick the Dick October 9, 2011
D-Punch the A-Hole
D-Punch the A-Hole by Mick the Dick October 1, 2011
Black Ops Blumpkin
My wife gave me a blumpkin while I was playing black ops on the shitter. That's my first time ever receiving a black ops blumpkin!
Black Ops Blumpkin by Mick the Dick September 30, 2011
Pisstergeist
A pisstergeist is the name of an unexplainable phenomenon that causes one to have to urinate constantly despite there being no change in one's liquid intake.
Jeff: I can't seem to go more than ten minutes without having to piss like a mofo.
Dave: You're not a drinker are you?
Jeff: Exactly. I think I'm being haunted by a pisstergeist!
Dave: You're not a drinker are you?
Jeff: Exactly. I think I'm being haunted by a pisstergeist!
Pisstergeist by Mick the Dick September 27, 2011