Mic's definitions

dog shit

A pile of shit that has been laied by i dog, also known as doggy doo

mom, tommy just ate the dog shit

by Mic August 5, 2004

coors

another way to say something is original.

KID: wow, that is really coors!
Father: your right son that is.

by Mic August 5, 2004

A-T-T-I-C

a childhood joke that pervertied little kids play on inicent little kids. They will tell you to look down your shirt and spell out attic. You then say A-T-T-I-C. How wrong

johnny: Hey Bill, look down your shirt and spell attic.
Bill: ok (looks down shirt) A-T-T-I-C
Johnny and friends: haha bill's a weirdo

by Mic August 5, 2004

shittylog

When you take a shit and it all comes out in one big strand. Often looks like a log. It may also be tought to get it down the little hole in the bottom of the toilet.
WARNING: DO NOT TOUCH IT!

Hey willie, check out that "shittylog"

by Mic August 5, 2004

Drew Sulivan

A really weird Kid. Says random things that are funny as shit sometimes, and other times really weird.

Drew Sulivan is a Dildo!

by Mic August 5, 2004

doggy doo

A fresh batch of moist doggy doo

ummm... thats some tasty doggy doo

by Mic August 5, 2004

microsoft sam

The sweet ass dude that you can tell to say funny ass words and he says them in a really funny voice. You really need to try this. Its some funny shit.
-How To Get Microsoft Sam-
1.Click on Start
2.Click on Control Panel
3.Click on Speech
4.Type some funny shit and let him say it.

*/-THINGS FOR MICROSOFT SAM TO SAY THAT ARE FUNNY AS SHIT-/*
just copy and paste

1. I am Sam, Hear Me Roar, Bitch!
2. gdfgdhgidfghdfgiudfndfgopdfgdfnguidfuigigudfuigndfugnsdfgnpdggnuidfgdfngudfpggnuigpgnuidngdfnguidfnguidfgndgndfuigngh
3. Nigger

by Mic August 5, 2004