Mic's definitions

polesmoker

one who performs oral sex on a male

by mic May 14, 2003

fart nugget

A fart nugget accours when you are with a group of friends and you feel a little gas coming on. You feel very excited because you want to but on a good show for you friends. You push extremly hard and then, pooooop, you shit your pants with a hard turd. Luckly for you, you can make a swift move to 2 restroom before anyone notices becasue your ass wont we wet and brown, only brown. You should be able to clean you panties with a few sheets of Toile paper. If there is no brown left on your white panties, CONGRADULATIONS, you have succsefully ddroped a "Fart Nugget"

Damn sue i think I just released a fart nugget.

by Mic August 5, 2004

stink nuggets

The round peices of shit that can't quite fit out of your tiny little ass hole.

Mommy, Mommy, i can't get this shit out of my ass!

by Mic August 5, 2004

goo

what fags say when something is disgusting

tiff has goo in her face

by mic September 29, 2004

whitecabbage

The gayest assitant principal in the world. All the kids at our school hate em. No one likes him. I dont know how you can walk around our school and the kids laugh at him. He is an ass and needs 2 b fired.
IF YOUR WITH ME SAY FUCK MR. WHITECABBAGE!

When Mr. Whitecabbage walked up to the mic at an awards cerimony, the whole school booed him. Plus the teachers use him as a threat because no one likes him therefore he doestn like you. so he will give you a big punishment

by Mic August 5, 2004

donkey dick

A dick that is extremly floppy and long, often has trouble getting erect and may need to use viagra. If erection lasts longer than 4 hours after taking the viarga pill, you need to seek major medical attetion

Dude, you have a "donkey dick"

by Mic August 5, 2004

green shit

Go eat alot of green Vegs, Green Fruit, and Green Icing. Take a shit n tell me wat u c.

Wow, my shit is green

by Mic August 5, 2004