Mic's definitions

ballsack

The male body part also known as a scrotum. It contains two of the most important body parts that any man in this world would never want to lose. If you get hit in the ballsack you may hear someone say one of any theses three things.
1. Shit my balls
2. oww my balls
3. MY BALLS
NOTE: Never say ballsack when being hit in tha ballsack. It's just not right

Hey babe, wanna c my ballsack

by Mic August 5, 2004

green shit

Go eat alot of green Vegs, Green Fruit, and Green Icing. Take a shit n tell me wat u c.

Wow, my shit is green

by Mic August 5, 2004

shittylog

When you take a shit and it all comes out in one big strand. Often looks like a log. It may also be tought to get it down the little hole in the bottom of the toilet.
WARNING: DO NOT TOUCH IT!

Hey willie, check out that "shittylog"

by Mic August 5, 2004

bitom

When your mom is being a bitch and won't let you do anything. Its an easy way to call your mom a bitch when your pisses, and she won't knoe wat your saying.

Your such a "Bitom" Mom.

by Mic August 5, 2004

microsoft sam

The sweet ass dude that you can tell to say funny ass words and he says them in a really funny voice. You really need to try this. Its some funny shit.
-How To Get Microsoft Sam-
1.Click on Start
2.Click on Control Panel
3.Click on Speech
4.Type some funny shit and let him say it.

*/-THINGS FOR MICROSOFT SAM TO SAY THAT ARE FUNNY AS SHIT-/*
just copy and paste

1. I am Sam, Hear Me Roar, Bitch!
2. gdfgdhgidfghdfgiudfndfgopdfgdfnguidfuigigudfuigndfugnsdfgnpdggnuidfgdfngudfpggnuigpgnuidngdfnguidfnguidfgndgndfuigngh
3. Nigger

by Mic August 5, 2004

Drew Sulivan

A really weird Kid. Says random things that are funny as shit sometimes, and other times really weird.

Drew Sulivan is a Dildo!

by Mic August 5, 2004

whitecabbage

The gayest assitant principal in the world. All the kids at our school hate em. No one likes him. I dont know how you can walk around our school and the kids laugh at him. He is an ass and needs 2 b fired.
IF YOUR WITH ME SAY FUCK MR. WHITECABBAGE!

When Mr. Whitecabbage walked up to the mic at an awards cerimony, the whole school booed him. Plus the teachers use him as a threat because no one likes him therefore he doestn like you. so he will give you a big punishment

by Mic August 5, 2004