Mic's definitions

donkey dick

A dick that is extremly floppy and long, often has trouble getting erect and may need to use viagra. If erection lasts longer than 4 hours after taking the viarga pill, you need to seek major medical attetion

Dude, you have a "donkey dick"

by Mic August 5, 2004

green shit

Go eat alot of green Vegs, Green Fruit, and Green Icing. Take a shit n tell me wat u c.

Wow, my shit is green

by Mic August 5, 2004

mirror

what ugly people look at 100 times a day to see if they look ne betta, no it doesnt work, my brother has tried it already

Im going to look in the mirror and see if i look any better

by Mic August 5, 2004

Mixology

the study of mixing drinks and cocktails

Bartenders study mixology.

by Mic October 7, 2003

dog shit

A pile of shit that has been laied by i dog, also known as doggy doo

mom, tommy just ate the dog shit

by Mic August 5, 2004

knock knock

A child hood game that often makes no since what so every. Such as this one that i heard just yesterday.

Knock knock, whos there, bannan, bannan who, arent you glad i didnt say orange?

Noo! i wish you wouldnt have say anyhting at all!

by Mic August 5, 2004

bitom

When your mom is being a bitch and won't let you do anything. Its an easy way to call your mom a bitch when your pisses, and she won't knoe wat your saying.

Your such a "Bitom" Mom.

by Mic August 5, 2004