Definitions by Mic

gaypimp 

Mikey Sulivan is a gay pimp!

Mikey: I pimp gay pimps

gaypimp by Mic August 5, 2004

donkey dick

A dick that is extremly floppy and long, often has trouble getting erect and may need to use viagra. If erection lasts longer than 4 hours after taking the viarga pill, you need to seek major medical attetion

Dude, you have a "donkey dick"

donkey dick by Mic August 5, 2004

ballsack 

The male body part also known as a scrotum. It contains two of the most important body parts that any man in this world would never want to lose. If you get hit in the ballsack you may hear someone say one of any theses three things.
1. Shit my balls
2. oww my balls
3. MY BALLS
NOTE: Never say ballsack when being hit in tha ballsack. It's just not right

Hey babe, wanna c my ballsack

ballsack by Mic August 5, 2004

green shit 

Go eat alot of green Vegs, Green Fruit, and Green Icing. Take a shit n tell me wat u c.

Wow, my shit is green

green shit by Mic August 5, 2004

shittylog 

When you take a shit and it all comes out in one big strand. Often looks like a log. It may also be tought to get it down the little hole in the bottom of the toilet.
WARNING: DO NOT TOUCH IT!

Hey willie, check out that "shittylog"

shittylog by Mic August 5, 2004

bitom 

When your mom is being a bitch and won't let you do anything. Its an easy way to call your mom a bitch when your pisses, and she won't knoe wat your saying.

Your such a "Bitom" Mom.

bitom by Mic August 5, 2004

microsoft sam 

The sweet ass dude that you can tell to say funny ass words and he says them in a really funny voice. You really need to try this. Its some funny shit.
-How To Get Microsoft Sam-
1.Click on Start
2.Click on Control Panel
3.Click on Speech
4.Type some funny shit and let him say it.

*/-THINGS FOR MICROSOFT SAM TO SAY THAT ARE FUNNY AS SHIT-/*
just copy and paste

1. I am Sam, Hear Me Roar, Bitch!
2. gdfgdhgidfghdfgiudfndfgopdfgdfnguidfuigigudfuigndfugnsdfgnpdggnuidfgdfngudfpggnuigpgnuidngdfnguidfnguidfgndgndfuigngh
3. Nigger

microsoft sam by Mic August 5, 2004