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toodle

expulson of gas; fart
Chris toodled, and it smells!
by Meredith January 4, 2004
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Barnt

The noise made when starting a heat in swimming. Also used in place of other words. Also an exclamation. Created and spread by the Lansing Eastern Men's Swimming and Diving Team.
Starter: "Swimmers, take your mark!" - BARNT

One day, I barnted while I was barnting down the street. This guy looks at me and I go, "BARNT!"
by Meredith December 20, 2003
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pwl

Instant messenger way of saying: "peed while laughing"
"That was SO funny! I pwl!
by Meredith March 25, 2005
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metro

The Washington, DC area's mass transportation system, run by the Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority.

Metro's flagship transportation system is the subway. It fails all the major requirements of a mass transit system, having none of the following: affordability for local governments, affordability for riders, stops in the most heavily visited places in the DC area, consistent and on-time trains, enough cars running for its ridership, and being able to go for more than a few weeks without a length of track catching fire.

The Metro was built on heavy rail because some brain trust figured that should the DC area become a war zone, it might be convenient to put freight cars and tanks on its tracks. Everyone knows that the best way to defend major landmarks is to put defensive weaponry several hundred feet underneath them, so this was a good plan.

A lot of people think the DC Metro is superior because it's clean. These are the same people who keep plastic on their couch cushions.
Metro Opens Doors... for those who can afford to ride it.
by Meredith January 4, 2005
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glitter queen

Some one who is so obsessed with glitter that they will put it in people's hair against their will. Their excuse for this behavior is that, 'they are only trying to spread the joy.'
by Meredith March 22, 2005
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Lieberman

Lieberman shoudl just give up and join the GOP.
by Meredith December 11, 2003
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JJ Redick

A great basketball player; great foul shooter, outside shooter, passes well, good at EVERYTHING in basketball!! Also VERY good looking!!!!!
by Meredith March 17, 2004
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