4 definitions by Melgar II
Low-quality marijuana, usually grown outdoors, with seeds, in Mexico. The Mexicans smuggle it to the US in highly-compressed bricks, hence the name. Brickweed only refers to the way it was packaged, and there can be such thing as good brickweed, but it's usually a bad thing.
by Melgar II June 10, 2008
1. A tongue-in-cheek term for a bikini with only the bottoms being worn.
2. A Chinese-made one-piece bathing suit, typically purchased for around $10 on eBay, Amazon, or any number of other sites that facilitate mail-order purchases from China. For whatever reason, Chinese vendors seem to believe that "monokini" is the proper term for a one-piece bathing suit, and use it extensively in item descriptions. When this definition is used, "monokini" is pronounced as though it were a Japanese word, to distinguish it from the other definition. Why Japanese, when this is a Chinese phenomenon? Probably because they're both Engrish parent languages, and "monokini" looks like a Japanese word?
2. A Chinese-made one-piece bathing suit, typically purchased for around $10 on eBay, Amazon, or any number of other sites that facilitate mail-order purchases from China. For whatever reason, Chinese vendors seem to believe that "monokini" is the proper term for a one-piece bathing suit, and use it extensively in item descriptions. When this definition is used, "monokini" is pronounced as though it were a Japanese word, to distinguish it from the other definition. Why Japanese, when this is a Chinese phenomenon? Probably because they're both Engrish parent languages, and "monokini" looks like a Japanese word?
"This monokini pronounced mo-no-ki-ni looks like it was sewn together by a blind pre-schooler!"'
"Probably because it was."
"Probably because it was."
by Melgar II February 27, 2017
1. A diminutive form of "big sister". "Big sissy" was originally an affectionate title given to a girl by her parents, as a way of fostering a bond between an older sister and a younger sister or baby brother. Such a title would rarely last beyond the younger child gaining the ability to form complete sentences.
2. A defenseless coward. Bullies, and other sorts of troublemakers, used it as a taunt. If a child threatened to tell on them, the older boys teased the child, asking "You gonna go get your daddy? You gonna go get your mommy?" This line of questioning inevitably would end with "You gonna go get ... BIG SISSY?" This would elicit roars of laughter. Referencing "big sissy" not only named the least formidable ally that a child might call to aid them, it also implied that the child was either a small girl, or an even smaller boy, with a sister that was only slightly older. Younger boys, especially those without sisters, would be confused as to what a "big sissy" was, although given the context, it was clear that bravery and fighting prowess were not traits that "big sissies" possessed. Thus, it became a general insult to a colleague's fighting ability and bravery.
3. (Often just "sissy" or "sissy girl") An adult crossdresser who prefers wearing oversized versions of clothing worn by prepubescent girls, with a preference for what a girl might be forced by her mother to wear to Easter services, or have been worn by the more wealthy American Girls dolls.
2. A defenseless coward. Bullies, and other sorts of troublemakers, used it as a taunt. If a child threatened to tell on them, the older boys teased the child, asking "You gonna go get your daddy? You gonna go get your mommy?" This line of questioning inevitably would end with "You gonna go get ... BIG SISSY?" This would elicit roars of laughter. Referencing "big sissy" not only named the least formidable ally that a child might call to aid them, it also implied that the child was either a small girl, or an even smaller boy, with a sister that was only slightly older. Younger boys, especially those without sisters, would be confused as to what a "big sissy" was, although given the context, it was clear that bravery and fighting prowess were not traits that "big sissies" possessed. Thus, it became a general insult to a colleague's fighting ability and bravery.
3. (Often just "sissy" or "sissy girl") An adult crossdresser who prefers wearing oversized versions of clothing worn by prepubescent girls, with a preference for what a girl might be forced by her mother to wear to Easter services, or have been worn by the more wealthy American Girls dolls.
The boys teased the young child when he threatened to get his "big sissy". However, his older sister was hardly what one might call a "sissy", as she was a college junior with a black belt in Judo. After going to perhaps excessive lengths to humiliate them for teasing her brother, the boys were too embarrassed to ever tease another child. One apparently never got over the incident, and to this date, his Craigslist Casual Encounters profile name is "SissySlut69".
by Melgar II July 11, 2017
One of three major types of cannabis along with sativa and indica, ruderalis has the distinction of developing buds at a very early stage of growth regardless of the light cycle. Consequently, it only ever gets about a foot high. Although normal ruderalis plants have virtually no THC, there are hybrids that have most of the bud quality of regular weed, with the early budding of ruderalis plants.
You've got weed already? You just planted your seeds two months ago!
Yeah, it's a ruderalis hybrid. Not the best stuff you'll ever smoke, but better than Mexican brickweed.
Yeah, it's a ruderalis hybrid. Not the best stuff you'll ever smoke, but better than Mexican brickweed.
by Melgar II June 11, 2008