Megalomaniac's definitions

cockapult

A catapult fashioned from an erect penis. Often used for launching cashews into your mouth because it contours nicely. (A "craze" started by Dane Cook).

I was walking around my kitchen with a stubborn erection and I spotted a jar of cashews. Well I placed one on the tip of my dong and cockapulted it up into my mouth.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

brozef

Slang synonym for brother, often used sarcastically. Used by Jack Black on Anchorman after Will Ferrell throws a burrito out his window at Mr. Black.

Person 1: *throws* burrito at adjacent vehicle
Person 2: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU BROZEF?!

Ex. 2
Person 1: I'm gonna beat your ass.
Person 2: Okay there brozef.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

feeks

A 1337er form of feces. (Soon to be) used by noobs who try not to conform to the proper English language. Used instead of saying "shit", after a disappointing event occurs.

Noob: You just got poned
Joob: Feeks man, I noe..

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

e-pen0r

Online ego measured by the size of one's own penis.

Neaub3 just gawt fuxing sc0n3d, his e-pen0r must be brox0rd now. lawl, rifk.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

1337ness

A word to describe that something is "1337", leet, or elite.

Noob 1: deaude! chekc out my ub3r h4x!
Noob 2: Yep, those aer teh 1337ness.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

jonx'd

To be "uber poned". Synonym for jones'd, pwn'd, owned, etc. The contraction is just for extra 1337ness.

Person 1: Boom, Headshot!
Person 2: Figgity Fuck..
Person 1: you just got jiggity Jonx'd

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

e-five

Online high five. E-five.

James: I scored with that chick from the bar last night.
Joe: No shit? E-five!
James: E-five? Now that's just fucking gay.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005