Megalomaniac's definitions

brozef

Slang synonym for brother, often used sarcastically. Used by Jack Black on Anchorman after Will Ferrell throws a burrito out his window at Mr. Black.

Person 1: *throws* burrito at adjacent vehicle
Person 2: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU BROZEF?!

Ex. 2
Person 1: I'm gonna beat your ass.
Person 2: Okay there brozef.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

OBHF

One big happy family.

Dad: With your brother back home, we are once again an OBHF.
Son: Wow, how lame are you for using an acronym like that verbally.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

e-pen0r

Online ego measured by the size of one's own penis.

Neaub3 just gawt fuxing sc0n3d, his e-pen0r must be brox0rd now. lawl, rifk.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

1337ness

A word to describe that something is "1337", leet, or elite.

Noob 1: deaude! chekc out my ub3r h4x!
Noob 2: Yep, those aer teh 1337ness.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

cockapult

A catapult fashioned from an erect penis. Often used for launching cashews into your mouth because it contours nicely. (A "craze" started by Dane Cook).

I was walking around my kitchen with a stubborn erection and I spotted a jar of cashews. Well I placed one on the tip of my dong and cockapulted it up into my mouth.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

feeks

A 1337er form of feces. (Soon to be) used by noobs who try not to conform to the proper English language. Used instead of saying "shit", after a disappointing event occurs.

Noob: You just got poned
Joob: Feeks man, I noe..

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

corn poned

Pwned to the point that one resembles corn pone. FUBAR.

Steve: Mawk's head sploded!
Ownerer: Fuck yeah, I just corn poned him.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005