9 definitions by Mega Millions
by Mega Millions May 23, 2009
When you happen to pass by an unguarded or unattended item of value in your daily routine and swipe it before anyone notices it. Usually sold afterward.
by Mega Millions March 30, 2010
Kid: I need $3.99 for a pack of pokemon cards.
Mom: I thought I got you to quit.
Kid: That's what you said about Dad's smoking!
Mom: I thought I got you to quit.
Kid: That's what you said about Dad's smoking!
by Mega Millions March 14, 2007
by Mega Millions March 23, 2007
A response to something that is impossible to do or acquire. Can be followed by a thorough explanation to add to the sarcasm. Does not have to do anything with the conversation.
guy 1: If eat a seven pound steak in seven minutes, then the meal will be free!
guy 2: Yeah, and if pokemon were real...
guy 2: Yeah, and if pokemon were real...
by Mega Millions August 10, 2010
to borrow or have
by Mega Millions April 16, 2009
(the most stupidest pun ever)
guy 1: knock knock
me: who's there
guy 1: orange
me: orange who
guy 1: orange you glad i didn't say bannanas?
*BANG*
me: I had a "blast" hanging with you...
guy 1: knock knock
me: who's there
guy 1: orange
me: orange who
guy 1: orange you glad i didn't say bannanas?
*BANG*
me: I had a "blast" hanging with you...
by Mega Millions May 25, 2009