Mb500's definitions

like etiquette

The action of clicking the "Like" button on someone's status on Facebook in return for them pressing the "Like" button on your status.

Me: Damn it why did John have to like my status? Now I have to like his about him finding out he has herpes because of like etiquette.

by Mb500 March 28, 2009

chordgasm

The orgasmic feeling you get from the first chord of a song.

That first song by the choir in the cathedral gave me a chordgasm.

by Mb500 March 23, 2009

de-vista-ed

When Windows Vista is removed from a computer that is being crippled by its presence, for replacement for the stable and "much lighter" Windows XP.

My netbook is working so much faster since I de-vista-ed it and put XP on it.

by Mb500 March 2, 2009

SFT

Sympathy Fuck Trophy.

The award given to the worst person on the team to make them feel better.

Coach: We'll give the award to Timmy. He tries so hard to get better but I'm still giving him the SFT.

by Mb500 March 26, 2009

keyboard mash

The most sophisticated way of expressing a mind fuck on instant messaging. Expressed after viewing something that just makes you go "heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78" or similar. Mostly expressed after viewing such things as 2girls1cup or goatse.

keyboard mash: heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78

by mb500 December 17, 2009

unplug the earphones

Unplug the earphones is an activity commenced when you are home alone. You sit down in front of your computer, turn on the porn and instead of using your earphones to listen as you normally would, you unplug them and crank the sound right up.

Me: So Adam, since your brother is going overseas, are you waiting for the day your parents are out and you're home alone so you can unplug the earphones?

by Mb500 July 29, 2009

facebook rage

When a person getting angry at another person for interrupting their Facebook time.

Matt: "Hey Mike, wanna go out?"
Mike: "FUCK OFF MAN. I'm on Facebook."
Matt: "You should get off Facebook soon Mike. You're getting bad Facebook rage."

by Mb500 February 21, 2009