Maybelline's definitions

spam

1) A reealy gross meat stuff thats fake and packaged in a can! EW
2) Stuff that people write online, and repeat over and over so it slows down your computer and annoys the hell out of you.

1) Mr Happy Pants: "Okay kids its time to eat spam!"
Kids: "YAY!!!"

2)
spamspamspamspamspamORLYyaRLYNOWAI
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMORLYYARLYNOWAI
BUTTSECHS!!!ORLY!!!!

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

idrc

Internet abbreviation of "I don't really care"

anD23: some girl was talking about you in algebra..she was sayin how you are a slut
xxmorphinexx: you know what? people can talk all the shyt they want..idrc

by Maybelline December 28, 2005

mandles

when a guy wears sandles!! EWW

MAN + SANDLES= MANDLES

Johnny wore mandles yesterday

by Maybelline August 1, 2005

Sodomy

anus sex, anal sex, pooper sex

leonardo da vinci was charged w.sodomy

by Maybelline September 24, 2005

yo momma

A new show on MTV, hosted by Wilmer Valderama, that has people tell "Yo Momma" jokes back and fourth, and the winner in the end gets 1000 dollars in "Cash mahneyy".

Yo momma so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Very obvious "Jesus Saves" sign in the background.

This show wont last long, they'll eventually run out of jokes.

by Maybelline May 9, 2006

Brokeback Mountain

A reallyy hot sexy epic love story about 2 gay cowboys who fall in love with eachother and spend years keeping it on the DL .I drove 2 hours just to see it because it wasn't out in my city yet! YUM!

Love is a force of nature.

"Brokeback Mountain"

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

Dated

1: Something that is past it's prime or popularity. Out of style.
2: Used when saying someone you formerly dated.

1: Leggings are so dated.
2: Chelsea dated Matt for two years, until she cheated and he broke up with her.

by Maybelline October 22, 2007