Maybelline's definitions

pomade

What emo kids need to survive

*an emo kids myspace bulletin*
OMGOSH I LYKE NEEDZZ MY POMADE I LOST IT NOW MI HAIRZZ GOIN TO BE MESSED UP AHHHHH IM going crazeyy ahhh *shoots self* but newayz leave me a comment or comment my piczz cause im soooo upset :( :( :(

by Maybelline December 28, 2005

yo momma

A new show on MTV, hosted by Wilmer Valderama, that has people tell "Yo Momma" jokes back and fourth, and the winner in the end gets 1000 dollars in "Cash mahneyy".

Yo momma so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Very obvious "Jesus Saves" sign in the background.

This show wont last long, they'll eventually run out of jokes.

by Maybelline May 9, 2006

butterbody

A girl with a pretty/hott/gorgeous face..but an ugly/fat/overweight/chubby body

Roger- "I saw this really hott girl sitting down at a restuarant. When she got up to leave, she was fat as hell! I was going to talk to her....but she didn't have a good body so I didn't. HEHEHE"
Jorge- "Typical butterbody. They should really go on weight watchers-think of all the attention they would get then!"
Roger- "Yeah..I feel bad for them! O well! Want to go to a strip club??"
Jorge- "Sure! Ain't no butterbodys going to be there!"

by Maybelline December 28, 2005

mandles

when a guy wears sandles!! EWW

MAN + SANDLES= MANDLES

Johnny wore mandles yesterday

by Maybelline August 1, 2005

agnostic

Agnostic people are people who secretly know there is a God but dont have the balls to believe that they'll live a great life after they die.

Agnostic people usually turn towards Jesus as they get older and realize they were dumb in their teen years.

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

18 wins, 1 Giant loss

A play on word used to describe the conclusion of the New England Patriots 2007 season in their loss at Super Bowl XLII. They had a perfect season coming in with 18-0 and lost to the New York Giants 17-14, hence 1 Giant loss.

18 wins, 1 Giant loss - the conclusion of the New England Patriot's near perfect season.

by Maybelline February 8, 2008

Wearing thin

Said when someone or something is no longer funny and is now getting on your nerves.

Kevin is so not funny anymore. His whole act is just wearing thin.

by Maybelline October 22, 2007