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A new show on MTV, hosted by Wilmer Valderama, that has people tell "Yo Momma" jokes back and fourth, and the winner in the end gets 1000 dollars in "Cash mahneyy".
Yo momma so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
Very obvious "Jesus Saves" sign in the background.
This show wont last long, they'll eventually run out of jokes.
Very obvious "Jesus Saves" sign in the background.
This show wont last long, they'll eventually run out of jokes.
by Maybelline May 9, 2006
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OMGOSH I LYKE NEEDZZ MY POMADE I LOST IT NOW MI HAIRZZ GOIN TO BE MESSED UP AHHHHH IM going crazeyy ahhh *shoots self* but newayz leave me a comment or comment my piczz cause im soooo upset :( :( :(
OMGOSH I LYKE NEEDZZ MY POMADE I LOST IT NOW MI HAIRZZ GOIN TO BE MESSED UP AHHHHH IM going crazeyy ahhh *shoots self* but newayz leave me a comment or comment my piczz cause im soooo upset :( :( :(
by Maybelline December 28, 2005
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Get the mandles mug.Roger- "I saw this really hott girl sitting down at a restuarant. When she got up to leave, she was fat as hell! I was going to talk to her....but she didn't have a good body so I didn't. HEHEHE"
Jorge- "Typical butterbody. They should really go on weight watchers-think of all the attention they would get then!"
Roger- "Yeah..I feel bad for them! O well! Want to go to a strip club??"
Jorge- "Sure! Ain't no butterbodys going to be there!"
Jorge- "Typical butterbody. They should really go on weight watchers-think of all the attention they would get then!"
Roger- "Yeah..I feel bad for them! O well! Want to go to a strip club??"
Jorge- "Sure! Ain't no butterbodys going to be there!"
by Maybelline December 28, 2005
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by Maybelline April 9, 2006
Get the Brokeback Mountain mug.another term for fat..if someone has a beer belly stomach, you would be like "look at all that blubber on his stomach"
by Maybelline December 28, 2005
Get the blubber mug.1: Something that is past it's prime or popularity. Out of style.
2: Used when saying someone you formerly dated.
2: Used when saying someone you formerly dated.
1: Leggings are so dated.
2: Chelsea dated Matt for two years, until she cheated and he broke up with her.
2: Chelsea dated Matt for two years, until she cheated and he broke up with her.
by Maybelline October 22, 2007
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