Maximus's definitions

Dostoevsky

1. One of the two greatest authors ever.
2. A russian chap who understands the reality of life.

"Notes From Underground" is an incredible book."
"I know, it's strait from the genius of Dostoevsky!"

by MaXiMuS November 28, 2003

Designated driver

Those life-saving nerds.

I was too drunk to drive, so it's a good thing Poindexter was around to give my sorry ass a lift home.

by Maximus December 21, 2004

blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.

She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.

by Maximus August 6, 2003

whores

douche bags that say that George W. Bush is a whore.

"George W. Bush is a whore" <----- this person is in fact a whore themselves

by Maximus July 16, 2004

jamodi

Just A Matter Of Doing IT

Yea, I know I have homework it's JAMODI

by Maximus February 7, 2004

yumyumtastic

(adj.) To be most delicious

To be used only rarely, for only amazing food

Mmmm, this Chinese is yumyumtastic

by Maximus March 11, 2006

trip

the state of acting whack; to overreact
or to lose yo cool

yo homie, dont trip. we'll get dem bitches next time

by Maximus July 31, 2003