Maximus's definitions

Puskas

1.) A condition often associated with promiscious sex, Puskas often appears overweight, groteseque and gorilla like

2.) a hairy ape who can not give directions but is highly skilled at grading hw...

damm, i got puskas, im scurred and screwed

by maximus May 10, 2004

Dostoevsky

1. One of the two greatest authors ever.
2. A russian chap who understands the reality of life.

"Notes From Underground" is an incredible book."
"I know, it's strait from the genius of Dostoevsky!"

by MaXiMuS November 28, 2003

blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.

She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.

by Maximus August 6, 2003

Designated driver

Those life-saving nerds.

I was too drunk to drive, so it's a good thing Poindexter was around to give my sorry ass a lift home.

by Maximus December 21, 2004

trip

the state of acting whack; to overreact
or to lose yo cool

yo homie, dont trip. we'll get dem bitches next time

by Maximus July 31, 2003

yumyumtastic

(adj.) To be most delicious

To be used only rarely, for only amazing food

Mmmm, this Chinese is yumyumtastic

by Maximus March 11, 2006

Ownage

(n) A term used during competition, complete elimination, where opposing team did not stand a chance.

The SOCOM II Clan, Palestinian Stone Throwers, create a unforgettable display of ownage every time they play.

by Maximus January 11, 2004