Maximus's definitions

Locksdaze

1. The third in the triad of "dazeness".

2. A feminine derivative of Maxdaze and Randaze.

"Dude, you're so Locksdaze"

by MaXiMuS May 14, 2004

maxmeansmore.com

Something no one cares about, but everyone wants. The apex of wit and intelligence, although none can realize it's genius. Not even the creator.

MaxMeansMore.com is a gift to humanity.

by MaXiMuS November 11, 2003

flow

to freestyle (or usually to attempt to do so) with varying degrees of success (usually shitty) to a beat (by chromped up niggas who think they shit)

you say eminem can flow, i say hes a hoe.

by Maximus July 31, 2003

exabsurdum

The alter-ego of a Max. This is the incarnation of absurity into a human body and mind.

The universe is nonesense and can only be understood exabsurdum.

by MaXiMuS November 11, 2003

gut wrench

Combination Knife, Fork and Spoon issued to Canadian Infantry, carried on webbing in the field.

Make sure you got your gut wrench, because nobody will share theirs !

by Maximus March 13, 2003

Commonwealth Team

Basically the greatest team to roam the on-line world of Halo. Were once challenged to a war by the Blue team and the Red team, and completely made bitch meat of them bolth. Rumours are abound about a new challenge, which is widely regarded as a joke by the Commonwealth team, but they love to humour other retarded teams so have obliged.

Red team suck
Blue team suck
Commonwealth team own.

by Maximus April 9, 2005

whores

douche bags that say that George W. Bush is a whore.

"George W. Bush is a whore" <----- this person is in fact a whore themselves

by Maximus July 16, 2004