18 definitions by MaxStiffman69
When your life on earth is over and God brings you to heaven.
The name of this place: Pawghalla
Pawghalla is where alpha poon slayers go to slick up bitches and lay pipe in the afterlife for the rest of eternity.
A mystical paradise jam-packed with every naughty cum-thirsty PAWG you could ever dream of.
There’s literally heavenly babes in every corner. Enter one room, there’s a PAWG in doggystyle position ready to have passionate anal with you. Enter the next room, and boom, two PAWGs ready to have a steamy three way.
Every pornstar you ever beat your meat to will be there.
Megan Fox will be there.
Rihanna will be there.
That girl you had a crush on in highschool will be there.
Who would have guessed the afterlife would be one gigantic steamy fuckfest?
The name of this place: Pawghalla
Pawghalla is where alpha poon slayers go to slick up bitches and lay pipe in the afterlife for the rest of eternity.
A mystical paradise jam-packed with every naughty cum-thirsty PAWG you could ever dream of.
There’s literally heavenly babes in every corner. Enter one room, there’s a PAWG in doggystyle position ready to have passionate anal with you. Enter the next room, and boom, two PAWGs ready to have a steamy three way.
Every pornstar you ever beat your meat to will be there.
Megan Fox will be there.
Rihanna will be there.
That girl you had a crush on in highschool will be there.
Who would have guessed the afterlife would be one gigantic steamy fuckfest?
by MaxStiffman69 December 1, 2022
A term in bodybuilding used to describe ridiculously shredded obliques, which resemble the appearance of: shark gills.
Usually only seen on those 6-8% body fat or under.
Usually only seen on those 6-8% body fat or under.
by MaxStiffman69 December 17, 2022
When you’re eating out a girls asshole but you coat her asshole in pumpkin spice flavoring. Similar to a traditional rim job except you season the butthole with pumpkin spice. Goes great with a pumpkin spice latte or other pumpkin spice themed drink.
Customer: Yeah I’ll take a venti pumpkin spice latte.
Starbucks Employee: We’re actually out of those, but if you want a pumpkin spice job you can meet Jim in the back room in 5.
Starbucks Employee: We’re actually out of those, but if you want a pumpkin spice job you can meet Jim in the back room in 5.
by MaxStiffman69 October 22, 2022
A female who is pushing the boundaries of PAWGiness.
This is an upper echelon PAWG, with style, class, a small waist, pronounced derrière, and stunning facial features.
This is the type of girl who you stalk shamelessly on social media, and find difficult to resist the urge to violently masturbate to her photos.
If you ever get a chance to speak to such a fine specimen in person, don’t blow your fucking shot.
This is an upper echelon PAWG, with style, class, a small waist, pronounced derrière, and stunning facial features.
This is the type of girl who you stalk shamelessly on social media, and find difficult to resist the urge to violently masturbate to her photos.
If you ever get a chance to speak to such a fine specimen in person, don’t blow your fucking shot.
by MaxStiffman69 March 2, 2023