18 definitions by MaxStiffman69
The act of inserting a butt plug into your anal cavity to enhance daily activities or even an intense workout.
Plugging can be done by males, females, even teenagers, and is quickly becoming America’s newest naughty trend.
“Plugging a nut” is similar to busting a nut, but when you ejaculate with your butt plug intact. This can be either be intentional or involuntary.
Starbucks is quickly becoming the number one “plugging” location by both males and females and seems to be a great pass time to get a venti vanilla chai bullshit latte with your butt plug inserted.
Stay naughty America!
Plugging can be done by males, females, even teenagers, and is quickly becoming America’s newest naughty trend.
“Plugging a nut” is similar to busting a nut, but when you ejaculate with your butt plug intact. This can be either be intentional or involuntary.
Starbucks is quickly becoming the number one “plugging” location by both males and females and seems to be a great pass time to get a venti vanilla chai bullshit latte with your butt plug inserted.
Stay naughty America!
I caught this filthy slut plugging while working a 9 hour shift at Starbucks. Had to fire her. Mainly because I found 4 used butt plugs in the nearby trash can, and a customer complained that he had found one is his Frappuchino.
by MaxStiffman69 April 14, 2023
Your assembly of PAWGs/females accompanying you at any given time.
Your posse.
This could be anywhere from 2-3 fine ladies or 10+ filthy broads if your name is Max Stiffman.
Your posse.
This could be anywhere from 2-3 fine ladies or 10+ filthy broads if your name is Max Stiffman.
Headed to the mall with a car packed tight with my female companions. We brought the whole clit and caboodle!
by MaxStiffman69 March 14, 2023
A term of endearment/affection you say to a fine respectable young lady.
*This term has absolutely NOTHING to do with sexual intercourse or hot 3 hour long anal sex marathons or intense 1 to 1 gape sessions.*
*This term has absolutely NOTHING to do with sexual intercourse or hot 3 hour long anal sex marathons or intense 1 to 1 gape sessions.*
Man!! Did you see Jennifer today in the gym in those TIGHT grey yoga pants? I’d love the bring her home and stick it in the shitter!
by MaxStiffman69 March 18, 2023
The Fappit Hole is the dark, mysterious, and sometimes confusing rabbit hole you travel down when venturing the infinite world of internet pornography.
Sure you start out with a little innocent girl on girl lesbo stuff, then proceed to rough Lana Rhoades anal gaping vids, and before you know it you’ve crossed the deep end into VR BDSM fisting pornos.
It’s a slippery slope fella’s.
Sure you start out with a little innocent girl on girl lesbo stuff, then proceed to rough Lana Rhoades anal gaping vids, and before you know it you’ve crossed the deep end into VR BDSM fisting pornos.
It’s a slippery slope fella’s.
I started out simply checking out some racy bikini pics of Megan Fox, you know somethin to take the edge off, and now I’m hooked on some of the filthiest most unseemly smut on the World Wide Web. I’ve traveled wayyyy too far down the Fappit Hole and now I’m in too deep!
by MaxStiffman69 March 29, 2023
When a girl gives you a blow job/hand job while pinning your ass with tren.
There’s also a reverse Mike O’Hearn job where you pin yourself with tren while fucking a girl.
The Mike O’Hearn job is actually the most common sex position done in the fitness industry but is extremely taboo for obvious reasons.
To truly execute a Mike O’Hearn job you have to convince the girl pinning your ass with tren that you’re actually all natural.
Tell her that your 20” biceps at 10% body fat and 500 lb bench press are a result of 40+ years of hard training, great genetics, and duck eggs, and that the syringe she’s holding and vial clearly labeled “tren” is just a mislabeled vitamin B12 shot.
There’s also a reverse Mike O’Hearn job where you pin yourself with tren while fucking a girl.
The Mike O’Hearn job is actually the most common sex position done in the fitness industry but is extremely taboo for obvious reasons.
To truly execute a Mike O’Hearn job you have to convince the girl pinning your ass with tren that you’re actually all natural.
Tell her that your 20” biceps at 10% body fat and 500 lb bench press are a result of 40+ years of hard training, great genetics, and duck eggs, and that the syringe she’s holding and vial clearly labeled “tren” is just a mislabeled vitamin B12 shot.
Did you see how juicy Chris Bumstead looked right after leaving the bathroom with his wife? Seems like she gave him a mean Mike O’Hearn job in there.
by MaxStiffman69 March 3, 2023
When you’re about as ready as you can possibly be for a hot night of pounding some tight ass.
There are three general stages of being primed. Underly-primed, perfectly-primed, and overly-primed.
Underly-primed: When you are not properly prepared and ready for an epic night of pounding some tail. For example you over-ate, drank too much, have a hangover, smoked too much weed, etc.
Perfectly-primed: Now ladies and gentlemen; this is the full monty. To be perfectly primed you must exercise vigorously the day before or day of. Eat a low calorie, moderate diet to maintain a lean and attractive appearance. And possibly consume moderate to high doses of performance enhancing drugs to finish the job and give your girl the orgasm of her life.
Overly-primed: This is when you take perfectly-primed up a few notches, and take it too far. Think Zac Efron on steroids. You’re looking and acting like a human penis that’s about to explode. Everything you’re doing is overly flirtatious and sexual. You can’t go on a drive, without thinking about plowing some tight cooch. You’ve been watching pornhub and edging about 4 times now, but haven’t blown your load yet. If your girl was to simply touch your leg, you’d experience the biggest cumshot of your life.
There are three general stages of being primed. Underly-primed, perfectly-primed, and overly-primed.
Underly-primed: When you are not properly prepared and ready for an epic night of pounding some tail. For example you over-ate, drank too much, have a hangover, smoked too much weed, etc.
Perfectly-primed: Now ladies and gentlemen; this is the full monty. To be perfectly primed you must exercise vigorously the day before or day of. Eat a low calorie, moderate diet to maintain a lean and attractive appearance. And possibly consume moderate to high doses of performance enhancing drugs to finish the job and give your girl the orgasm of her life.
Overly-primed: This is when you take perfectly-primed up a few notches, and take it too far. Think Zac Efron on steroids. You’re looking and acting like a human penis that’s about to explode. Everything you’re doing is overly flirtatious and sexual. You can’t go on a drive, without thinking about plowing some tight cooch. You’ve been watching pornhub and edging about 4 times now, but haven’t blown your load yet. If your girl was to simply touch your leg, you’d experience the biggest cumshot of your life.
I did my standard 4 sets of 50 push ups, took 3 viagras, took my doctor prescribed therapeutic dose of tren, and now I’m primed and ready to fuck the absolute shit out of Jessica for the next 8 hours.
by MaxStiffman69 March 5, 2023
Someone whose always on a poon hunt for some raw, unadulterated anal gapes.
It’s about the thrill of the chase, it’s about the satisfaction of knowing a girl who you once gazed at from a distance in yoga pants in awe, but now you’re balls deep in her a**hole.
It’s about stretching out her tight little shithole wider than a full size couch.
It’s about asserting your male dominance on her innocent naive femininity.
It’s about proving that you ARE the alpha-male-gapelord-penetrator.
It’s about the thrill of the chase, it’s about the satisfaction of knowing a girl who you once gazed at from a distance in yoga pants in awe, but now you’re balls deep in her a**hole.
It’s about stretching out her tight little shithole wider than a full size couch.
It’s about asserting your male dominance on her innocent naive femininity.
It’s about proving that you ARE the alpha-male-gapelord-penetrator.
Did you see the way Max just went up to that girl, got her number, and now he’s balls deep in her a**hole. He’s a total Gape-Hunter.
by MaxStiffman69 December 12, 2022