Matthew678's definitions

For heck's sake

Just like for fuck's sake but way less offensive.

Give me my freakin' iPhone back for heck's sake!

by Matthew678 January 9, 2019

Fudge off

A non-curse word synonym of f*** off.

Guy 1: Hello, donkeyhole!

Guy 2: Fudge off!!!!

by Matthew678 February 12, 2019

A-word

The word ass, arse, a**hole or a**ehole (a euphemism that one can use to refer to the word(s) without actually saying it).

I cannot believe he said the A-word in front of me!

by Matthew678 February 5, 2019

Roostersucker

Used by people who feel like swearing but without actually swearing by using rooster as a synonym for cock.

That idiotic roostersucker wouldn't move out of my flippin' way!

by Matthew678 February 12, 2019

Cotton-picking

A G-rated replacement for the F-word.

That makes no cotton-picking sense!

by Matthew678 May 24, 2019

Shut the front gate

A synonym for shut the front door and a useful expression for shut the f**k up without really swearing.

Person 1: Can you say the F-word?

Person 2: Shut the front gate!!

by Matthew678 March 22, 2019

Fairy godmother

Used as a euphemism for f***ing c*cks*cker that was used in the TV edited version of The Usual Suspects.

Hand me the keys you fairy godmother!

by Matthew678 January 14, 2019