Matthew678's definitions

Jackdonkey

Used by people to curse without actually cursing by using donkey as a synonym for ass.

He's a total jackdonkey!

by Matthew678 February 5, 2019

Corksipper

A cool euphemism for c**ksucker when you can't really swear.

Hand me the keys you fudging corksipper!

by Matthew678 May 20, 2019

Fairy godmother

Used as a euphemism for f***ing c*cks*cker that was used in the TV edited version of The Usual Suspects.

Hand me the keys you fairy godmother!

by Matthew678 January 14, 2019

Shut the front gate

A synonym for shut the front door and a useful expression for shut the f**k up without really swearing.

Person 1: Can you say the F-word?

Person 2: Shut the front gate!!

by Matthew678 March 22, 2019

Dumbalps

A funnier way of calling someone a dumb@$$ without swearing.

Stop stealing my stuff for no reason you dumbalps!

by Matthew678 May 19, 2019

For cripes sake!

Interjection of anger or annoyance, like darn it, son-of-a-gun!, etc. Euphemistic form of for Christ's sake.

Person: 1 Go f*ck yourself!

Person 2: For cripes sake! Shut up!

Person 1: What does that mean?

Person 2: It means for Christ's sake but without offending anyone.

by Matthew678 March 8, 2019

Trucking

Can also be used as a euphemism for f***ing when you don't want to swear.

That video was so trucking funny!

by Matthew678 May 18, 2019