Matthew678's definitions

Blooming

A word that can either be used as a very mild swear word or a euphemism for bloody.

Gosh darnit!! I lost my blooming watch!

by Matthew678 January 16, 2019

Shut the front gate

A synonym for shut the front door and a useful expression for shut the f**k up without really swearing.

Person 1: Can you say the F-word?

Person 2: Shut the front gate!!

by Matthew678 March 22, 2019

Fairy godmother

Used as a euphemism for f***ing c*cks*cker that was used in the TV edited version of The Usual Suspects.

Hand me the keys you fairy godmother!

by Matthew678 January 14, 2019

Dumbalps

A funnier way of calling someone a dumb@$$ without swearing.

Stop stealing my stuff for no reason you dumbalps!

by Matthew678 May 19, 2019

A-word

The word ass, arse, a**hole or a**ehole (a euphemism that one can use to refer to the word(s) without actually saying it).

I cannot believe he said the A-word in front of me!

by Matthew678 February 5, 2019

Corksucker

A replacement for c**ksucker when you don't want to swear.

You're a fricking corksucker!

by Matthew678 April 4, 2019

Roostersucker

Used by people who feel like swearing but without actually swearing by using rooster as a synonym for cock.

That idiotic roostersucker wouldn't move out of my flippin' way!

by Matthew678 February 12, 2019