1 definition by Matt owns you
A wooden or metal object that is thin at the bottom and fat at the top. Commonly used to beat the shit out of someone. Common with mobs. It's also fun to take out someones knee caps out with this.
Some guy: Screw you, guido!
Mob Guy: Oh really, asshole? Enjoy a bat to the face! *Beats the other guy to death and throws his body into the river*
Mob Guy: Have fun sleeping with the fishies!
Mob Guy: Oh really, asshole? Enjoy a bat to the face! *Beats the other guy to death and throws his body into the river*
Mob Guy: Have fun sleeping with the fishies!
by Matt owns you January 9, 2009