Matt Evening's definitions

Palace

In a public washroom when you are taking a shit and you begin a conversation with the person in the stall next to you.

Slightly Gay Friend: Wanna palace?

You: Hell ya

Slightly Gay Friend: So what's your favorite movie? (whilst palacing)

by Matt Evening April 24, 2009

pistol popped

To fire a pistol at a target from any range (prefferably in the face)is refered to as a pistol pop aslong as you only use 1- 6 shots.

I was walking down the street when i saw that guy I hate, you know the guy. So i drew my pistol and pistol popped him

by Matt Evening March 23, 2007

The God of frozen beverages

A Venti (large) Double Chocolate Chip Frappucino from starbucks, with the whipped cream and chocolate sauce stirred in.

I went down to starbucks and picked up The god of frozen beverages, I had bitches hanging off me all day after that

by Matt Evening March 23, 2007

JISA

stands for Jewish Italian Soccer Assosiation. A rewnowned soccer team in the west end ghetto of ottawa ontario. The team was made entirely of Jews of italian orient except the goalie was asian.

We played team JISA today. Holy shit ma brotha we got owned

by Matt Evening March 23, 2007

shankage

To be majorly shanked

I just shanked that guy, looks back. That is some major shankage

by Matt Evening April 2, 2007

asianized

To take something interesting or average and make it 15.7 times smarter. Also to take somethign cool and make it nerdy

Damn Ying- Wa totally asianized that soccer game

by Matt Evening April 5, 2007

shit like a wildebeast

After spending 10 days eating nothing but sweaty cheese, old cracker,granola, pinecones, dried fruit, and raw lake water and not taking a shit, its whats gonna coe out ur ass.

MAN! I have to shit like a wildebeast.
*5 hours later*
Wow I realy did shit like a wildebeast he remarks as he looks at the strangely coloured mound of shihe left for some guy to stepp in, in the middle of the forest

by Matt Evening May 25, 2007