Master of Girth's definitions

Mud plowing

what one gay guy is doing when his penis is in the asshole of another gay guy

Hey, Bruuuuuucccce. You want to do sssssssome mud plowing on me honey?

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Beat up Catchers Mit

slang for a fat whore's very used taco

Man, her catcher's mit could easity catch a bowling ball.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

You gotta be fucking kidding me

the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.

thought: "Oh . . . you gotta be fucking kidding me"

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

shit breath

someone who's breath smells like your ass

Stay away from me, Shitbreath

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

fencepost

a nickname for my cock

I have a huge fencepost

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Sixty-Eight

A short ass pussy dude who is too fucking short to do a sixty-nine

Hey pussy . . . how was your sixty-eight last night with your cum craving wimp?

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Showoff

Another name for an Etheopian taking a dump.

No, I don't have any toilet paper for you, but you don't need to be a showoff.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003