Master of Girth's definitions

Showoff

Another name for an Etheopian taking a dump.

No, I don't have any toilet paper for you, but you don't need to be a showoff.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Mouthful

What I am to a woman

Shit, Bitch . . . I could sure give you a mouthful.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Compass

nickname for a guy whose cock does not hang down straight

Dude . . . sweet compass.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Sculptor

Anybody that takes a shit

I am a great sculptor

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Beat up Catchers Mit

slang for a fat whore's very used taco

Man, her catcher's mit could easity catch a bowling ball.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

shit breath

someone who's breath smells like your ass

Stay away from me, Shitbreath

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

fencepost

a nickname for my cock

I have a huge fencepost

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003