Master of Girth's definitions

Mud plowing

what one gay guy is doing when his penis is in the asshole of another gay guy

Hey, Bruuuuuucccce. You want to do sssssssome mud plowing on me honey?

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Showoff

Another name for an Etheopian taking a dump.

No, I don't have any toilet paper for you, but you don't need to be a showoff.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Sculptor

Anybody that takes a shit

I am a great sculptor

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

You gotta be fucking kidding me

the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.

thought: "Oh . . . you gotta be fucking kidding me"

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Mouthful

What I am to a woman

Shit, Bitch . . . I could sure give you a mouthful.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Compass

nickname for a guy whose cock does not hang down straight

Dude . . . sweet compass.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

your grandma

Your first lay

I wouldn't brag about losing my virginity to my grandma, you jackass.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003