Master of Girth's definitions

Sixty-Eight

A short ass pussy dude who is too fucking short to do a sixty-nine

Hey pussy . . . how was your sixty-eight last night with your cum craving wimp?

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Showoff

Another name for an Etheopian taking a dump.

No, I don't have any toilet paper for you, but you don't need to be a showoff.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Mouthful

What I am to a woman

Shit, Bitch . . . I could sure give you a mouthful.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Compass

nickname for a guy whose cock does not hang down straight

Dude . . . sweet compass.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Beat up Catchers Mit

slang for a fat whore's very used taco

Man, her catcher's mit could easity catch a bowling ball.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Sculptor

Anybody that takes a shit

I am a great sculptor

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Mud plowing

what one gay guy is doing when his penis is in the asshole of another gay guy

Hey, Bruuuuuucccce. You want to do sssssssome mud plowing on me honey?

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003