fencepost

a nickname for my cock

I have a huge fencepost

by Master of Girth April 04, 2003

Showoff

Another name for an Etheopian taking a dump.

No, I don't have any toilet paper for you, but you don't need to be a showoff.

by Master of Girth April 04, 2003

Pancake Batter

the thick, tary shit left on the upper portion of a toilet bowl even after the toilet has been flushed.

Dude . . . you should have seen the pancake batter I left behind at that McDonalds.

by Master of Girth April 04, 2003

Beat up Catchers Mit

slang for a fat whore's very used taco

Man, her catcher's mit could easity catch a bowling ball.

by Master of Girth April 04, 2003

Mud plowing

what one gay guy is doing when his penis is in the asshole of another gay guy

Hey, Bruuuuuucccce. You want to do sssssssome mud plowing on me honey?

by Master of Girth April 04, 2003

Sculptor

Anybody that takes a shit

I am a great sculptor

by Master of Girth April 04, 2003

your grandma

Your first lay

I wouldn't brag about losing my virginity to my grandma, you jackass.

by Master of Girth April 04, 2003