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Whilst a women is giving you head, at the point of semenation you blow your load in one of her eyes and then stamp on her foot. Thus making her the angrey pirate, she hobbles and has one eye.
The bitch wasnt performing so i gave her a sweet dose of the angrey pirate. It was funny to see her hobble
by Master Apps September 18, 2005
Get the the angrey pirate mug.Its what you say when you see something that is worse than chat, and you dont wanna swear, cause that makes you a theving westie hick. Which is bad
1st Person: Hey, have you seen Britney Spear's fat stomach, due to pregnacy?
2nd Person: I have its chat, in fact fair chat even, im not gonna wank over her for at least a few days.
2nd Person: I have its chat, in fact fair chat even, im not gonna wank over her for at least a few days.
by Master Apps August 7, 2005
Get the fair chat mug.Unpimp, someone who is un cool, un fashionable, just plan boring. You would have to have been living under a rock for 50 years to be truely unpimp. The word originated in france as one pimp, but it has been used as a insult after being misuderstood by an australian. Thus creating the word, which is now used in all normal Australian households. Also see loser
El was so incrediably unpimp i had to slap her. After my amazingly pimp body touched her, she instantly realised that she was unpimp and decided to spend the rest of her days selling death sticks and re-thinking her life.
by Master Apps August 7, 2005
Get the Unpimp mug.The act of getting head from an old seedy woman with no teeth, who has bags of skin hanging of her face and other parts
by Master Apps December 4, 2004
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