2 definitions by Maryland Jaybird
An ailmentyou get after measuringsnow with your weenie.
George: Jim, why can't you piss?
Jim: The first snowfall of the season, and I'd have to come down with Dycaphrozia!
George: Next time use a ruler, you dumb ass!
Jim: The first snowfall of the season, and I'd have to come down with Dycaphrozia!
George: Next time use a ruler, you dumb ass!
by Maryland Jaybird December 28, 2012
George: Dude, that woman has a hot ass.
Jim: Maybe if I take her ice fishing, I won't have to use my auger.
Jim: Maybe if I take her ice fishing, I won't have to use my auger.
by Maryland Jaybird December 28, 2012