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A statement of truth which asserts that nothing (vis-à-vis kinks & fetishes) is objectively weirder or repulsive than anal sex.
Imogen: You like to fuck the windshield screen of your car??? That's fking weird bro...
Sans: Chillll girl, at least I'm not into anal sex!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 27, 2021
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When a female has a pair of conspicuously voluptuous feet, so conspicuous to the point that it's honestly straight-up annoying. Typically this female has very large-sized feet, with long toes and large nail beds, more pronounced contours, and quite possibly veiny. Pretty much every feature of her foot has been 'enhanced', so to speak. Makes you really just wanna punch it (preferably with one's dick, if one has a feetish).

Not saying that's bad or anything, but personal preference-wise, some may prefer to keep a balance between gracefulness and suggestiveness. The same could be said with the buttocks and mammaries.
Tom: Hey girl you have some really punchable feet
Kimberly: ..thanks?
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