For Android users, look up YouTube Vanced. It's basically the exact same thing as YT Premium but free. You're welcome.
A: Dude I want YouTube premium so I can play songs in the background but I'm broke AF.
B: Is your phone an Android?
A: Yep
B: Okay, then you can just download YouTube Vanced (google it), install the apk file and you basically have a modded YT app with all the features of Premium.
A: Oh wow! That's fricking awesome!
B: Is your phone an Android?
A: Yep
B: Okay, then you can just download YouTube Vanced (google it), install the apk file and you basically have a modded YT app with all the features of Premium.
A: Oh wow! That's fricking awesome!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 09, 2022
A lesser known veggie with an unappetizingly slimy mouthfeel to it. Not something I'd want to eat unless forced to by my parents.
Though... uh, if I have to be honest, Okra mucus sure does make for some great lube.
Though... uh, if I have to be honest, Okra mucus sure does make for some great lube.
Me: Hey babe what are we eating today?
Her: Okra stir-fry!
Me: You mean that slimy veggie my mom used to force me to eat? Ewww....
Her: Pshhh! It's not that bad! I mean yeah Okra is hella slimy but it's got a great taste when you---
Me: *swiftly grabs some Okra slime and shoves it down my underwear*
Her: UM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING........
Me: nothing.... 😏
Her: Okra stir-fry!
Me: You mean that slimy veggie my mom used to force me to eat? Ewww....
Her: Pshhh! It's not that bad! I mean yeah Okra is hella slimy but it's got a great taste when you---
Me: *swiftly grabs some Okra slime and shoves it down my underwear*
Her: UM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING........
Me: nothing.... 😏
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 20, 2021
When the OP asks a question or request on a forum and nobody responds, so OP replies to the thread again with "Anyone?" It'd be wishing thinking to think someone would reply back this time, but more often than not the OP's thread will likely be ignored forever.
From the OP's perspective, feelings of resent will likely ensue.
From an outsider's perspective, they will either:
A) Cringe until sad, if the question or request was incredibly stupid or pathetic af
B) Also feel for the OP, if the question or request was reasonable or relatable
From the OP's perspective, feelings of resent will likely ensue.
From an outsider's perspective, they will either:
A) Cringe until sad, if the question or request was incredibly stupid or pathetic af
B) Also feel for the OP, if the question or request was reasonable or relatable
OP 1: Hi everyone! So I've been literally searching everywhere but could not find any website where people offer constructive feedback for other people's musical work. But now finally I found this subreddit (r/roastmytrack) and thought you guys would like to critique my new track that I made. I think I did really well on this one! Is there anything I can improve on? Any feedback is appreciated! Thanks!
*dead silence*
OP 1, two days later: Anyone?
*dead silence*
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OP 2: hiii everyone my name is jeff im really horny rn got 13 in dick anybody wanna be my bae?? 👅👅👅
OP 2: anyone?
*dead silence*
OP 1, two days later: Anyone?
*dead silence*
__________________________________
OP 2: hiii everyone my name is jeff im really horny rn got 13 in dick anybody wanna be my bae?? 👅👅👅
OP 2: anyone?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 02, 2021
It's netflix and chill but morbier
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 27, 2022
Still kinda an awful browser even if it now shares the same DNA as chrome. Literally the first page that opens is a jumbled up mess of text and clickbaity news articles that I couldn't give zero fucks about. And the way it manages tabs is not my cup of tea.
It does eat a lot less RAM tho, so I'll give it that.
It does eat a lot less RAM tho, so I'll give it that.
Person 1: Wtf, Windows just told me to switch to Microsoft Edge
Person 2: ewwwwwww
Person 1: Hey, at least now I have more free RAM
Person 2: ewwwwwww
Person 1: Hey, at least now I have more free RAM
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 03, 2022
A guy who (along with his brother Lyle) committed homicide on his parents as a result of chronic sexual abuse and was defending for his life. Although it is tempting to label it as manslaughter, the planning was 100% deliberate and thus a first-degree homicide.
Has somehow managed to become the idol of every TikTok zoomer as of lately.
Has somehow managed to become the idol of every TikTok zoomer as of lately.
Boomers: Fuck Erik Menendez, filthy scumbag who killed his own parents!!!
Zoomers: I LITERALLY WANT TO FUCK ERIK MENENDEZ HE IS SO HOT OMG
Zoomers: I LITERALLY WANT TO FUCK ERIK MENENDEZ HE IS SO HOT OMG
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 29, 2021
A guy who (along with his brother Lyle) committed homicide on his parents as a result of chronic sexual abuse and was defending for his life. Although it is tempting to label it as manslaughter, the planning was 100% deliberate and thus a first-degree homicide.
Has somehow managed to become the idol of every TikTok zoomer as of lately.
Has somehow managed to become the idol of every TikTok zoomer as of lately.
Boomers: Fuck Erik Menendez, filthy scumbag who killed his own parents!!!
Zoomers: I LITERALLY WANT TO FUCK ERIK MENENDEZ HE IS SO HOT OMG
Zoomers: I LITERALLY WANT TO FUCK ERIK MENENDEZ HE IS SO HOT OMG
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 21, 2021