Martin Lizerbram's definitions

schmeckel

1. Yiddish word used for a schmuck, but who is a little more benign, a more stupid and uninformed schmuck.

2. used also for a pre-pubescent penis, not yet fully grown.

1. He is a real schmeckel, for stealing sheets from the hotel laundry room for a toga party, with a policeman watching.

2. My 11 year old son is just discovering that his schmeckel
may be used for something else other than peeing.

by Martin Lizerbram October 9, 2007

cockamanian

A thin plasticized transfer or a decal from a thick piece of paper to the skin. Water was used to soften the decal. A word used in the 1930's and 1940's.
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The cockamanian looks like a tattoo on your skin. Of course, it is only temporary.

by Martin Lizerbram May 13, 2005

pisher

Yiddish word to describe someone who is arrogant, spoiled, and conceited, and thinks he is a big deal. Literally means an adult who is still in wet diapers.

See that sassy CEO driving that Lamborghini. He thinks he owns the world. He's really just a pisher.

by Martin Lizerbram October 14, 2007

cockroach

a small unattractive person with an attitude to match.

The neighbor is a real cockroach. Not only is she a little twit, but she has a personality to match.

by Martin Lizerbram May 13, 2005

corva

Yiddush for prostitute. Now used like you would a slut, or a sleep-around,

She's a corva. She's had the whole football team in one hour.

by Martin Lizerbram May 13, 2005

grippe

Ailing with the flu, viral illness, or a bad cold, especially with an elevated temperature.

He's down with the grippe. he will have to see the doctor if he get's worse.

by Martin Lizerbram May 13, 2005

piano legs

A woman with very thin legs. In old days, it was a sign of coming from a poor family, with not much food available.

She has such piano legs. Her family should feed her more.

by Martin Lizerbram May 13, 2005