Martin's definitions

xisps

A shorter way of saying or spelling 'Crisps'
Can be used with words like Chris or Christian (Xian)

I'm a practicing Xian
I'm gonna get a bag of Xisps!

by Martin March 15, 2005

norks

Top Bollocks

Lokk at those top bollocks

by Martin September 30, 2003

Tanking

To Run, or Move Swiftly. Term used by 'Narh Danz' (Also in UB.com) or a rude boy.

"After we nicked the money, we Tanked it from the cops"

"I Tanked it like a bitch when he saw me"

by Martin February 27, 2004

Sellablige

The process of taking stock to determine the current situation, the assessment enabling a decision to be made on the most suitable course of action to be taken.

John: "There's not much going on round here - fancy getting a couple o' three grams of coke in and going up town top rankin'?"

Paul: "Well I've blown a few quid on ale and the fruity already - I'll have a quick sellablige and let you know whether I'm up for it or not."

by Martin February 17, 2005

butterstick

A feat to be accomplished, a goal.

"Putt for the butterstick" i.e. Try to make the putt...

by Martin September 9, 2003

china

In British prison slang, china means friend. It is short for 'china plate' which rhymes with mate.
This uncomplicated style of rhyme slang has characterized prison slang for years.

Billy and I go way back, he's a real china.

by martin March 22, 2005

kafuffle

As used in "Little Britain" - when looking after a mad person and having to do what they want when they change their mind....

Paints whole bedroom red - then wants it blue after the last bit has been done - what a kafuffle

by Martin January 21, 2004