Martin's definitions

wanker

A complete tosser. Someone who makes
as little effort as they can possibly
get away with.

In British English that's what "wanker"
means - it does not literely mean
a masterbater (though doubt he is one).

Just as "he's a bugger" does not
literally mean he commits sodomy...

"He's just a wanker. I told him to clear
up and, two hours later, he was still
just sitting there reading the paper
and picking his nose"

by martin November 10, 2003

Snorrulle

Swedish word for snot that's rolled or rolled in something; a roll of snot. Sometimes incorrectly written as two words, i.e. "snor rulle" - Swedish people don't know their grammar.

- Öj, vad är det du äter?
((What's that you're eating?))
- Det är min snorrulle.
((It's my roll of snot.))

by Martin October 5, 2004

narh danz

A 'Rude Boy', Who insists on following the rest of the 'Narh Danz' crowd by wearing the same cloths and talking/walking in the same, rather stupid way in order to show strength.

I was Approached By a group of Narhs who stole my money
or
I was approached By a group of Narh Danz who stole my money

by Martin January 27, 2004

anti-chav

One who opposes the chav culture and/or their ideals; often feel strongly about such matters.

Chav: "Ya mum! Bling bling"
Anti-chav : "What a dick."

by Martin February 9, 2005

clevace

the clevace is the gap that runs from the small of your back around to your nuts/twat

i kicked him in the clevace

by Martin February 16, 2005

cock ranger

a combination of one part douchebag and two parts ass jockey. This lovely fellow however takes boths terms one step further and merging them. Not only does he love the mudslide he can ride from a man's asshole, he also feels it's his duty and thinks he's fucking Ranger Ride My Pie Hole You Douche. This man truly sucks and should be dicked repeatdly in the balls on sight.

"Yea alright COCKRANGER, i'm not the one hunting pie hole like it's buffalo and your an Indian, touch me again and I'll introduce you to a choke slam."

by Martin November 19, 2004

china

In British prison slang, china means friend. It is short for 'china plate' which rhymes with mate.
This uncomplicated style of rhyme slang has characterized prison slang for years.

Billy and I go way back, he's a real china.

by martin March 22, 2005