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A commonly-used idiom. When someone is "all bark and no bite," it means that he or she is either:
1. Threatening to do something to you, but is not really willing to do it.
OR
2. Acting all tough, intimidating, and agressive, but is too cowardly and chicken and/or also not strong enough to be willing to even throw one single punch at you.
This idiom is so called, because these kinds of people are likened to dogs who keep barking at you to try to make you afraid, but are actually not going to bite you.
1. Threatening to do something to you, but is not really willing to do it.
OR
2. Acting all tough, intimidating, and agressive, but is too cowardly and chicken and/or also not strong enough to be willing to even throw one single punch at you.
This idiom is so called, because these kinds of people are likened to dogs who keep barking at you to try to make you afraid, but are actually not going to bite you.
In the projects, Jamal (who is short, skinny and kinda smart) is having a confrontation with Tyrone (who is a large and obese niggapotamus and a bit dumb as well) over a bag of crack rock and a cheap (but VERY attractive) prostitute.
Tyrone: "You gotta be kidding me, bitch! I am all jonesing for this shit right here like a kid in a candy store when all of a sudden, some rhesus monkey from down the block tries to run up my quality time!"
Jamal: "Shove a sock in it, fool! This be my quality time and I am the one who's gonna chuck it in her! Get anywhere near her and my crack rock, and you'll be lying bernie in a pool of your own blood and cellulite!"
Tyrone: "*laughs hysterically* You!? Some half pint threatening to blast a gat on me?! Where's yo gat anyway? *laughs some more* All bark and no bite! *puts on spiked brass knuckles*"
Jamal: "You one stupid ass nigga, you know! Glad I got my spazz by my side! *Jamal quickly pulls out his shotgun from underneath his trenchcoat(where Tyrone doesn't notice it) and points it at Tyrone* Now who's all bark and no bite now, BITCH!"
Tyrone: *soils his pants and runs home crying*
Jamal: *takes the crack rock*
Jamal: (to the girl) Alright baby, now let's go back to my place and hit the sack. I've got everything you want and everything you need.
Mark H. UrbanDictionary disciple since February 2004.
Tyrone: "You gotta be kidding me, bitch! I am all jonesing for this shit right here like a kid in a candy store when all of a sudden, some rhesus monkey from down the block tries to run up my quality time!"
Jamal: "Shove a sock in it, fool! This be my quality time and I am the one who's gonna chuck it in her! Get anywhere near her and my crack rock, and you'll be lying bernie in a pool of your own blood and cellulite!"
Tyrone: "*laughs hysterically* You!? Some half pint threatening to blast a gat on me?! Where's yo gat anyway? *laughs some more* All bark and no bite! *puts on spiked brass knuckles*"
Jamal: "You one stupid ass nigga, you know! Glad I got my spazz by my side! *Jamal quickly pulls out his shotgun from underneath his trenchcoat(where Tyrone doesn't notice it) and points it at Tyrone* Now who's all bark and no bite now, BITCH!"
Tyrone: *soils his pants and runs home crying*
Jamal: *takes the crack rock*
Jamal: (to the girl) Alright baby, now let's go back to my place and hit the sack. I've got everything you want and everything you need.
Mark H. UrbanDictionary disciple since February 2004.
by Mark H October 27, 2004
Get the all bark and no bite mug.1. "Well here it is. My new ginormous 2000-liter bong that I bought at the local pawn shop yesterday."
"Whoaly shit dogg! Looks like you can fit half of Mexico in that thing!"
2. (scene from Grand Theft Auto San Andreas)
D.A.: Do you know who you're fucking with here? I'll have your badge you moron!
Cop 1: Shut up! You found anything back there? (Cop 2 is checking out the boot of the D.A.'s car.)
Cop 2: Found anything? He's got half of
Mexico in here! Must be two tons of Mary here!
D.A.: What? But... but I've never seen... how could it have...?
Cop 1: Eloquent defence you got there, buddy.
(source: GameFaqs.com GTA San Andreas game script)
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"Whoaly shit dogg! Looks like you can fit half of Mexico in that thing!"
2. (scene from Grand Theft Auto San Andreas)
D.A.: Do you know who you're fucking with here? I'll have your badge you moron!
Cop 1: Shut up! You found anything back there? (Cop 2 is checking out the boot of the D.A.'s car.)
Cop 2: Found anything? He's got half of
Mexico in here! Must be two tons of Mary here!
D.A.: What? But... but I've never seen... how could it have...?
Cop 1: Eloquent defence you got there, buddy.
(source: GameFaqs.com GTA San Andreas game script)
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by Mark H August 22, 2005
Get the half of Mexico mug.Basically a synonym for pimp juice.
1. Anything that makes the ladies want you, such as your looks, your personality, your sex appeal, your smarts, your fame, and your wealth.
2. Semen.(see also cum, spooge, spunk, man juice)
1. Anything that makes the ladies want you, such as your looks, your personality, your sex appeal, your smarts, your fame, and your wealth.
2. Semen.(see also cum, spooge, spunk, man juice)
1. Back then when he was a hit with his Livin La Vida Loca song, Ricky Martin sure had a bunch of female fans wanting him over his casanova cocktail.
2. Monica Lewinsky must have really loved eating Bill Clinton's casanova cocktail.
2. Monica Lewinsky must have really loved eating Bill Clinton's casanova cocktail.
by Mark H September 10, 2004
Get the casanova cocktail mug.Short for "Grindcore."
Grindcore, or "grind" for short is a type of very fast speed/thrash metal, death metal, or hardcore punk or perhaps a combination of both(depending on how the band plays it). Grind is characterized by very fast drumming that makes predominant use of the blastbeat, very fast thrash metal-style guitar playing, growling/screaming vocals(much like in death metal), and usually rather short songs. The world's shortest song ever is "You Suffer," a grind song written and recorded by grind pioneers Napalm Death. This song only lasts 1 to 4 seconds and its lyrics are "You suffer. But why?"
And despite what many people may think, the British bands Napalm Death and Carcass did not really invent grind. Napalm Death named the genre. Grind is actually an American invention, started in the mid-eighties by Repulsion, a death metal band from Mississippi who wanted to create their own style of brutal music. In 1986, they've released the world's first full-length grind album, "Horrified." Their style of metal was later copied by bands such as Napalm Death and Carcass and the genre still goes on today, though it has never gotten to the mainstream. Still, it's much better than all the nu-metal crap that has plagued the music world since the mid-90s.
Grindcore, or "grind" for short is a type of very fast speed/thrash metal, death metal, or hardcore punk or perhaps a combination of both(depending on how the band plays it). Grind is characterized by very fast drumming that makes predominant use of the blastbeat, very fast thrash metal-style guitar playing, growling/screaming vocals(much like in death metal), and usually rather short songs. The world's shortest song ever is "You Suffer," a grind song written and recorded by grind pioneers Napalm Death. This song only lasts 1 to 4 seconds and its lyrics are "You suffer. But why?"
And despite what many people may think, the British bands Napalm Death and Carcass did not really invent grind. Napalm Death named the genre. Grind is actually an American invention, started in the mid-eighties by Repulsion, a death metal band from Mississippi who wanted to create their own style of brutal music. In 1986, they've released the world's first full-length grind album, "Horrified." Their style of metal was later copied by bands such as Napalm Death and Carcass and the genre still goes on today, though it has never gotten to the mainstream. Still, it's much better than all the nu-metal crap that has plagued the music world since the mid-90s.
Types of grind:
Political grindcore (Napalm Death)
Goregrind (Repulsion, Carcass)
Pornogrind
Crust
Death/Grind (Grind with significant death metal influences)
Political grindcore (Napalm Death)
Goregrind (Repulsion, Carcass)
Pornogrind
Crust
Death/Grind (Grind with significant death metal influences)
by Mark H February 6, 2006
Get the grind mug.1. A grossly obese German woman.
2.(plural form) A woman's breasts, particularly if they're rather large breasts.
3. A rather humongous penis.
2.(plural form) A woman's breasts, particularly if they're rather large breasts.
3. A rather humongous penis.
1a. While I was visiting Germany during Oktoberfest and get drunk all day, I had to put up with this one Big Bertha cheese hog who kept trying to steal and eat all my food.
1b. Why the fuck does my email inbox keep getting spammed with porn sites that feature nothing but Big Berthas in bathhouses engaging in lesbian orgies?
1c. Why just look at that Big Bertha running after the poor ice cream man! 500$ says she'll try to eat him as well!
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2. Hey check out those Big Berthas on that babe!
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3. The only physical feature that women find attractive about Ron Jeremy is his Big Bertha.
1b. Why the fuck does my email inbox keep getting spammed with porn sites that feature nothing but Big Berthas in bathhouses engaging in lesbian orgies?
1c. Why just look at that Big Bertha running after the poor ice cream man! 500$ says she'll try to eat him as well!
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2. Hey check out those Big Berthas on that babe!
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3. The only physical feature that women find attractive about Ron Jeremy is his Big Bertha.
by Mark H August 30, 2004
Get the big bertha mug.The act of a girl or woman sexually stimulating herself by fondling, rubbing, licking, and sucking her own breasts and/or nipples as well as using a dildo or vibrator to simulate tit fucking.
1. Jen, from Tri Delt, always had to resort to breasturbation and other acts of pleasuring herself, because she was too fat, broke down, and struggling to get a fine man who'd actually want to do her.
2. Damn, when the two kids Mike and James were play-fighting in the hallway at James' house, Mike pushed James through the open door into his parents' bedroom only to catch his mom breasturbating on her bed! What an embarrasing sight for a kid!
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2. Damn, when the two kids Mike and James were play-fighting in the hallway at James' house, Mike pushed James through the open door into his parents' bedroom only to catch his mom breasturbating on her bed! What an embarrasing sight for a kid!
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by Mark H May 18, 2005
Get the breasturbation mug.1. The medieval bell tower in the city of Pisa, Italy, that is world-famous because it is not perpendicular to the ground and appears to likely topple over sometime in the future.
2. A slang/figurative term for a very long penis(particularly when it's not erect).
2. A slang/figurative term for a very long penis(particularly when it's not erect).
1. While we were vacationing in Italy, Timid Timmy was so scared of going up the Leaning Tower of Pisa with us, that he ran off to one of the seedier sides of town to show some fine Italian hooker his Leaning Tower of Pisa and stick it to her.
2. Whenever Frank attends the leakatorium, he always heads for the stalls, because of his serious case of urinal anxiety due to having a major Leaning Tower of Pisa, which he thinks will be very noticeable to men urinating beside him.
3. As the hot girl I was hooking up with, flirted with me, used sexual innuendo on me, and whispered sweet nothings to me, the Leaning Tower of Pisa in my pants began to straighten up...
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2. Whenever Frank attends the leakatorium, he always heads for the stalls, because of his serious case of urinal anxiety due to having a major Leaning Tower of Pisa, which he thinks will be very noticeable to men urinating beside him.
3. As the hot girl I was hooking up with, flirted with me, used sexual innuendo on me, and whispered sweet nothings to me, the Leaning Tower of Pisa in my pants began to straighten up...
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by Mark H February 26, 2005
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