Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mark H

buttwurst

Any sausage-shaped turd(piece of fecal matter).

Coined from the word "bratwurst," replacing "brat" with "butt," as in your rear end.

After having a fucking bad case of indigestion, I shat out a humongous buttwurst that actually clogged up the toilet!

by Mark H July 26, 2004

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astrodome

A penis that's wider than it is long; a chode.

Because a chode is kinda shaped like the Houston Astrodome or any similar-looking stadium.

Even though I can't fit it into her ass or pussy, my girl really loves to suck on my Astrodome.

by Mark H September 17, 2004

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Slang term for any kind of red wine or any other alcoholic beverage that is colored red(such as Bloody Mary). Because this is what red wine is called when it's served during Communion service during Roman Catholic Mass.

Damnit, I've drank several quantities of the blood of Christ last night at that awesome drinking party, and now I'm paying for that shit and doing my penance, praying at the porcelain altar!

Mark H. Further adding to the alcohol-related slang vocabulary since February 2004.

by Mark H October 15, 2004

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T-units

A variation of the word "tits," inspired from the name of 50 cent's rap group(i.e. the G-Unit).

Dayum, check out that hot broad over there! I wanna grab a handful of those t-t-t-t-T-UNITS!

Mark H. UrbanDictionary afficionado since February 2004.

by Mark H October 28, 2004

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assturbation-fueled car

The homosexual counterpart of the masturbation-fueled car. It is a car that has been painted in all sorts of gay pride colors, symbols, and slogans, and is driven by a gay man or lesbian in hopes that he/she will get as many gay lovers as desired.

Why just look at that faggot asshat in the assturbation-fueled car over there!

by Mark H July 15, 2004

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