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by Mark H March 15, 2004
Get the DOOA mug.A termendous pile of greasy food that is all served on one plate. Quite likely to be seen at buffet restaurants.
*Nick D and one of his friends from the ghetto are out dining at the Golden Corral*
Nick D: *accidently spits out his drink while alarmed by the sight of a morbidly obese man serving himself pounds of fatty meat on a single plate* Holy shit, yo check out that niggapotamus over there serving himself a whole heart attack on a plate!
Nick's homie: I see that. Daaayum, that be one fool who needa check himself before he wrecks himself with that metric shitload of grease.
Nick D: Yeah I bet that sucka's soon gonna need an ox cart to carry his Jabba the Hutt ass around.
Nick D: *accidently spits out his drink while alarmed by the sight of a morbidly obese man serving himself pounds of fatty meat on a single plate* Holy shit, yo check out that niggapotamus over there serving himself a whole heart attack on a plate!
Nick's homie: I see that. Daaayum, that be one fool who needa check himself before he wrecks himself with that metric shitload of grease.
Nick D: Yeah I bet that sucka's soon gonna need an ox cart to carry his Jabba the Hutt ass around.
by Mark H September 23, 2004
Get the heart attack on a plate mug.The scene here is that of inside a strip joint during a "big event."
(Women are cheering as their favorite male stripper does his amazing seductive dance)
Male Stripper:(has just taken all of his clothes off when all of a sudden, he feels an intense bowel movement inside his belly)
Male Stripper: (shouting to the crowd of women) Sorry for the time out ladies, but I really need to go release the beast! I have a bad case of beer shits in here!! (tries to run to the restroom but he's too late)
Male Stripper: Aaah. Aaaah! Oh shit NO, there it goes!!
(Women in the crowd hurl humiliating and deriding comments and insults at the male stripper to express their disgust of what they just saw)
Male Stripper: Fuck.
And the moral of this little story is that if you are working as a male stripper, be sure to use the restroom and expel as much bodily waste as possible before the show. Oh and if you have diarrhea, please take a break from the job until you can shit normaly and less frequently.
Mark H. Adding more terms for the removal of fecal matter from your body to UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
(Women are cheering as their favorite male stripper does his amazing seductive dance)
Male Stripper:(has just taken all of his clothes off when all of a sudden, he feels an intense bowel movement inside his belly)
Male Stripper: (shouting to the crowd of women) Sorry for the time out ladies, but I really need to go release the beast! I have a bad case of beer shits in here!! (tries to run to the restroom but he's too late)
Male Stripper: Aaah. Aaaah! Oh shit NO, there it goes!!
(Women in the crowd hurl humiliating and deriding comments and insults at the male stripper to express their disgust of what they just saw)
Male Stripper: Fuck.
And the moral of this little story is that if you are working as a male stripper, be sure to use the restroom and expel as much bodily waste as possible before the show. Oh and if you have diarrhea, please take a break from the job until you can shit normaly and less frequently.
Mark H. Adding more terms for the removal of fecal matter from your body to UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 21, 2004
Get the release the beast mug.Damn, Mark was so fixated on the hot stripper at the club that he didn't notice that his barn door was open, and his 7-inch long horizontal exclamation mark was sticking out in front of the whole world!
Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Author since February 2004.
Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Author since February 2004.
by Mark H July 9, 2005
Get the horizontal exclamation mark mug.An exceptionally badass 80's thrash metal band from Los Angeles, California. Their music is just as heavy, if not, HEAVIER, meaner, and more intense than Slayer's music. Dynamic riffage, very fast and brutal drumming from Gene Hoglan(now playing drums for Strapping Young Lad, and pretty damn evil lyrics as well.
You just have to listen to their best album "Darkness Descends" to believe me. It absolutely owns the shit out of Slayer's "Reign in Blood."
Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since February 2004.
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by Mark H April 30, 2005
Get the Dark Angel mug.One of the signs that indicate that the world's going to end soon, is waking up the next morning only to notice some ugly smothering hoepopotamus lying next to you like a beached whale and then being shocked to having realized that you've actually got her pregnant!
by Mark H September 1, 2004
Get the hoepopotamus mug.The world's longest band name, belonging to a Mexican grindcore/goregrind band that has recently started to gain recognition among the underground extreme music scene. This band consists of two insane Mexican guys, one who is the guitarist/vocalist, and the other one who is the drummer. Last year, they have released their debut album, "Satyriasis and Nymphomania," which is known among listeners for its very gruesome cover art, very long song titles, and the songs themselves, which talk about a combination of gore, disease, cadavers, and bizzare sexual acts/perversions.
And yes this band does exist. Do a search on Google for "Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis" and you'll get many results that relate to the band itself. Also, if you are a fan of extreme gory and perverted music, you might want to check out the album "Satyriasis and Nymphomania.
And yes this band does exist. Do a search on Google for "Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis" and you'll get many results that relate to the band itself. Also, if you are a fan of extreme gory and perverted music, you might want to check out the album "Satyriasis and Nymphomania.
Guy 1: Dude, have you ever listened to the album "Satyriasis and Nymphomania" by that one Mexican band with the really long-ass fucking name that nobody can pronounce that starts with a P?
Guy 2: Yeah that is some sick and yet awesome stuff! Parradoctismuproctismimucosis, or whatever that band's called?
Guy 1: Yeah I know it is so friggin amazing, and I'll give 1$ to the person who can actually memorize the spelling of the band's name, an extra $5 if he can actually pronounce it, and $20 more if he knows what the name actually means.
Guy 2: Damn straight and I bet only someone with a medical degree can figure out the name's meaning.
Guy 2: Yeah that is some sick and yet awesome stuff! Parradoctismuproctismimucosis, or whatever that band's called?
Guy 1: Yeah I know it is so friggin amazing, and I'll give 1$ to the person who can actually memorize the spelling of the band's name, an extra $5 if he can actually pronounce it, and $20 more if he knows what the name actually means.
Guy 2: Damn straight and I bet only someone with a medical degree can figure out the name's meaning.
by Mark H July 15, 2004
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