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00's

Two zeroes that represent a pair of tits or an ass, both which are the most prominent features that men of taste see in fit and attractive women.
"Hey did you get this month's new issue of Playboy magazine? The new candidates for this year's Playmate of the Year are pretty damn smokin.'"
"Hell yeah man! Those ladies do really put the 00's in 2005!"
"Word on the street."





Mark H. Since February 2004.
by Mark H January 5, 2005
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great horny toads

An interjection used to exclaim surprise or astonishment. Has redneck-ish (and even sexual)connotations and is perhaps used mainly in rural America. Also known to be occasionally used by the Looney Toons cartoon character Yosemite Sam.
*at a small ranch in West Texas*

Jim Bob: Welp. Time to git down ta bizness an' work the ol' cow.

*suddenly sees two large overweight trespassing strangers doing something "suspicious" to one of his pigs*

Jim Bob: *gasps* Great horny toads, what in the Sam Hill h've you sum bitches bin doin' to mah prize hog!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
by Mark H January 10, 2006
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lolos

Look at those huge lolos on that French babe!
by Mark H August 20, 2004
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piss up a storm

To urinate for a rather lengthy period of time.
Nick D: Fuck I was really MAD pissing up a storm, riding in the yellow submarine, and riding the porcelain bus, after getting completely Hemingway during last night's beirut game!





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by Mark H October 17, 2004
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cool out with your tool out

1.To masturbate(if you are a guy) and/or to just sit down and relax with your penis portruding out of your pants.

2.To go out with someone and/or to go somewhere with the intention of having sex.

Syn: hang out with your wang out
1. I was so bored and tired when I got home from work, so I got out my girly magazines and proceeded to cool out with my tool out.

2a. After scoring this one hot chick at the party, I went to go cool out with my tool out with her.

2b. Since I am so bored and horny today, I'm going to go to the local brothel and cool out with my tool out.
by Mark H July 22, 2004
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Texas-sized

Adjective used to describe an object, person, place, or idea, that is uniquely large among his/her/its kind, i.e. with a size exaggeratively being compared to the size of the state of Texas.
"Hey man look over there!" *points to the posterior of a very obese black woman sitting down gorging herself on 25 packages of McDonald's chicken selects. "Check out them Texas-sized buns of hers! That's a huge bitch!"

"Dude, you should have seen Jerome get a Texas-sized hit from that awesome gravity bong that I made!"

"(at the baseball game) Now just look at that fat redneck man buy a Texas-sized bladder buster of Dr. Pepper for his 5-month old baby. That is just sad."

"Ron Jeremy may be rather healthy and hideously hairy, but he has a rather Texas-sized holy muscle of love to compensate for his appearance."

"Well Howard, I just took a look at those plans of yours for the new shopping mall complex we are building in town and absolutely admired them. Quite a Texas-sized undertaking I tell you."

"George W. Bush is a man of Texas-sized stupidity."





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by Mark H February 19, 2005
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