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Ghetto ebonics slang for Jar Jar Binks, the most virulently annoying and moronic sci-fi character to ever grace the big screen. Of course there are some people who think he was fucking hillarious though.
George Lucas is suddenly awakened and terrified when a large strong frightening-looking black man storms into his bedroom breaking his door down.
Large scary looking black man: Ayyo Gizzorge, ya bettah brizzing J to da Bizzinks back in Ep'sode 3 o' else I'm gonna slide up again on ya wit mah homeboys and rape yo wife and kizzids, jack yo money frum ya, bizzurn down Skywalker Ranch, and make you da loveslave of sum cheese hog granny fo the rest of yo life, BITCH!
George Lucas:(shivering in his pajamas) Ummm, ohhh kay, I-I'll bring him back.
Large scary looking black man: Ayyo Gizzorge, ya bettah brizzing J to da Bizzinks back in Ep'sode 3 o' else I'm gonna slide up again on ya wit mah homeboys and rape yo wife and kizzids, jack yo money frum ya, bizzurn down Skywalker Ranch, and make you da loveslave of sum cheese hog granny fo the rest of yo life, BITCH!
George Lucas:(shivering in his pajamas) Ummm, ohhh kay, I-I'll bring him back.
by Mark H September 5, 2004
Get the J to da Bizzinks mug.1.To masturbate(if you are a guy) and/or to just sit down and relax with your penis portruding out of your pants.
2.To go out with someone and/or to go somewhere with the intention of having sex.
Syn: hang out with your wang out
2.To go out with someone and/or to go somewhere with the intention of having sex.
Syn: hang out with your wang out
1. I was so bored and tired when I got home from work, so I got out my girly magazines and proceeded to cool out with my tool out.
2a. After scoring this one hot chick at the party, I went to go cool out with my tool out with her.
2b. Since I am so bored and horny today, I'm going to go to the local brothel and cool out with my tool out.
2a. After scoring this one hot chick at the party, I went to go cool out with my tool out with her.
2b. Since I am so bored and horny today, I'm going to go to the local brothel and cool out with my tool out.
by Mark H July 22, 2004
Get the cool out with your tool out mug."I wanna be your lover, your only latin lover.
We'll go around the world in a day.
Don't say no, no.
Shake it my way, oh shake your bon-bon,
shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon." -Ricky Martin
"Damn yo, check out the soft bouncy bon-bon on that bitch."
"Hey you, if you fuck with those Crips over there, you're gonna get your bon-bon kicked like there's no tomorrow!"
"Word of advice to anyone getting arrested and sent up north: If you want to keep your bon-bon-hole from getting dilated to when it's twice the normal diameter, then don't drop the soap!"
"As all of you should well know, the Bush Administration are nothing but a bunch of bon-bon-holes."
"Nowadays, many P2P users are using methods to protect themselves and the file-sharing trend from the Recording Industry Bon-bon-sociation of America."
Mark H. Since February 2004.
We'll go around the world in a day.
Don't say no, no.
Shake it my way, oh shake your bon-bon,
shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon." -Ricky Martin
"Damn yo, check out the soft bouncy bon-bon on that bitch."
"Hey you, if you fuck with those Crips over there, you're gonna get your bon-bon kicked like there's no tomorrow!"
"Word of advice to anyone getting arrested and sent up north: If you want to keep your bon-bon-hole from getting dilated to when it's twice the normal diameter, then don't drop the soap!"
"As all of you should well know, the Bush Administration are nothing but a bunch of bon-bon-holes."
"Nowadays, many P2P users are using methods to protect themselves and the file-sharing trend from the Recording Industry Bon-bon-sociation of America."
Mark H. Since February 2004.
by Mark H January 19, 2005
Get the bon-bon mug.A man who has had sex with so many women during his lifetime and/or has become a very well-reknowned male pornstar, that many people who know him consider a legend.
And yes of course, the term "golden gun" refers to that man's penis.
And yes of course, the term "golden gun" refers to that man's penis.
Ron Jeremy is an excellent example of someone whom you'd like to call "the man with the golden gun."
by Mark H July 17, 2004
Get the the man with the golden gun mug.1. As shy Stanley saw his beautiful big amazon bride show up in her wedding dress with her huge tits in prominence, he felt his entire reproductive system give way and he had to rush to the restroom to take a relieving jizz whiz, so he wouldn't embarrass himself in front of everybody.
2. As Vinnie sobered up and began to see that the hot bitch he was shagging was really a broke down swamp donkey, he knew that his last ditch act of retribution was to jizz whiz all over her face as soon as he pulled out.
Mark H. UD slang contributer since February 2004.
2. As Vinnie sobered up and began to see that the hot bitch he was shagging was really a broke down swamp donkey, he knew that his last ditch act of retribution was to jizz whiz all over her face as soon as he pulled out.
Mark H. UD slang contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H April 16, 2005
Get the jizz whiz mug.Adjective used to describe an object, person, place, or idea, that is uniquely large among his/her/its kind, i.e. with a size exaggeratively being compared to the size of the state of Texas.
"Hey man look over there!" *points to the posterior of a very obese black woman sitting down gorging herself on 25 packages of McDonald's chicken selects. "Check out them Texas-sized buns of hers! That's a huge bitch!"
"Dude, you should have seen Jerome get a Texas-sized hit from that awesome gravity bong that I made!"
"(at the baseball game) Now just look at that fat redneck man buy a Texas-sized bladder buster of Dr. Pepper for his 5-month old baby. That is just sad."
"Ron Jeremy may be rather healthy and hideously hairy, but he has a rather Texas-sized holy muscle of love to compensate for his appearance."
"Well Howard, I just took a look at those plans of yours for the new shopping mall complex we are building in town and absolutely admired them. Quite a Texas-sized undertaking I tell you."
"George W. Bush is a man of Texas-sized stupidity."
Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since last February.
"Dude, you should have seen Jerome get a Texas-sized hit from that awesome gravity bong that I made!"
"(at the baseball game) Now just look at that fat redneck man buy a Texas-sized bladder buster of Dr. Pepper for his 5-month old baby. That is just sad."
"Ron Jeremy may be rather healthy and hideously hairy, but he has a rather Texas-sized holy muscle of love to compensate for his appearance."
"Well Howard, I just took a look at those plans of yours for the new shopping mall complex we are building in town and absolutely admired them. Quite a Texas-sized undertaking I tell you."
"George W. Bush is a man of Texas-sized stupidity."
Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since last February.
by Mark H February 19, 2005
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