Mark H's definitions

sperm whale

A man with large genitals and/or is capable of ejaculating quantities of semen after an orgasm.

Wow honey, you are a total sperm whale! It's guys like you that make me happy!

by Mark H June 24, 2004

Texas-sized

Adjective used to describe an object, person, place, or idea, that is uniquely large among his/her/its kind, i.e. with a size exaggeratively being compared to the size of the state of Texas.

"Hey man look over there!" *points to the posterior of a very obese black woman sitting down gorging herself on 25 packages of McDonald's chicken selects. "Check out them Texas-sized buns of hers! That's a huge bitch!"

"Dude, you should have seen Jerome get a Texas-sized hit from that awesome gravity bong that I made!"

"(at the baseball game) Now just look at that fat redneck man buy a Texas-sized bladder buster of Dr. Pepper for his 5-month old baby. That is just sad."

"Ron Jeremy may be rather healthy and hideously hairy, but he has a rather Texas-sized holy muscle of love to compensate for his appearance."

"Well Howard, I just took a look at those plans of yours for the new shopping mall complex we are building in town and absolutely admired them. Quite a Texas-sized undertaking I tell you."

"George W. Bush is a man of Texas-sized stupidity."





Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since last February.

by Mark H February 19, 2005

lips, legs, breasts, and ass

Four key external features that a man of taste first sees in a fit, healthy, and attractive young woman.

Quagmire, a sex-crazed character from the hit TV show Family Guy once called a woman this.

Quote from the Family Guy show:

Child Services Woman: Hello.
Quagmire: HEY, GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN--well hello lips, legs, breasts, and ass!





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.

by Mark H November 21, 2004

nonad

Jocular slang term for a eunuch, or in layman's terms, a man with no nads(testicles).

Lucas: "Shit dogg, my ex has been going around school telling everyone the terrible truth about me"
Matt: "What truth?"
Lucas: "That I'm a nonad and that I was born that way." *sigh*
Matt: "Man, you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner before that bitch kills your P.I. and makes you the school's laughing stock!"





Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

by Mark H May 24, 2005

little angel

A common name that parents would call their kids whom they think are successfully raising to be morally upstanding individuals in society.

Joey's parents think their kid is such a little angel as they raise him up around their close-minded Southern Baptist mentality, but we already know the truth. He has an entire porno mag collection and a handbook on black magic under his bed and he also has half of Mexico stored in his toy chest in his closet. Plus, he secretly watches Sodomy Street every day in his room.

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Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Slang Author since February 2004.

by Mark H October 1, 2005

blowrider

A blowjob administered to a man who's driving the vehicle in which his lover is riding in.

When Bill was going on a road trip away from D.C. one day, he was getting a blowrider from Monica throughout the long journey.





Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.

by Mark H July 5, 2005