Maria's definitions

coolnessosity

full of being cool

There was a lot of coolnessosity and we talked and then we went to sleep.

by maria September 28, 2003

new jersey

The first misconception other states have of New Jersey is that it "smells". Infact the only part of Jersey that may be a little rough on the nostrils is that of coming to the Lincoln Tunnel, since it is heavily populated in the surrounding areas with factories and marshes(which DO NOT home dead bodies).

Jersey is infact one of the wealthiest states in the country that people just can't help but moving to due to it's scenic portions and safe, quiet suburbs. Not to mention the fact that whichever end you choose to move to(North or South) you're in direct locations to two of the largest, bussling cities in the USA(Philadelphia & Manhatten). Not crossing out Central Jersey which is home to some of the most clean, friendliest beaches on the East Coast which has abundant tourism rates in the summer and hoppin' boardwalks.

All our residents in this state may seem very short fused, but hey...YOU try hearing a bunch of shit from bennies and other states sayin' how much you suck and your state is worthless and we'll see how you feel at the end of the day.

We hold it down here, infact i've lived here for 19 years of my life(and counting) and found upon visiting other states(such as Mass., Virginia, Nevada, Arizona, Maryland, Pennsylvania) that i MUCH rather live here for the rest of my life then in some economic wasteland and/or socially constipated place(yeah Virgina, I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU!).

i"NEW JOISEY THE GARBAGE STATE!! YAK YAK YAK"/i

i"Yeah, that's reeeeeeeeeal original, nope, never heard THAT one before"/i

by maria July 25, 2004

Jersey Sex

Fuckin' from behind......in a car on the side of the Turnpike(or in the parking lot of a Diner)

Johnny fucked Sheila Jersey Style last night

by maria July 25, 2004

lympho

Someone, normally male, that eats, breathes, & lives for sex. he dreams about it, often playing it over so much in his mind that something he has never tried can be exceptional the first time done with another person. he is insatiable & always ready to play but that does not always make her a slut or whore, for he can be picky in his selection.

u be a nympho, i'll be a lympho

by maria March 9, 2005

meatmarket

refers to the "meat" or should i say Dick or Penis hanging between a mans legs the martket refers to a large group of guy in a area or a place where alot of them are gathered

lets go over on main to watch the guyz go bye "hell yeah its a meat market over there and i could use some sausage

lets go to club dmx Ooh girl its a meat market in here "i know theres some fine ass niggas in there any flavor u like
earl cambel,Jalapeno Popers full of thick white cheese,and oh yeah the other white meat" Girl u so nasty!!! he he he

by Maria March 12, 2005

janesian

Of, related to, or characteristic of Janice. Particularly entranced by all matters scientific, Godly, or otherwise inane. Used specifically as an insult.

GIRL: I hate my lab partner!
BOY: That one who prays all the time?
GIRL: Yeah, and gets all A's. She's totally janeasian!

by Maria April 4, 2005

goolag

The most appropriate interjection expressed when exerting a great deal of physical effort.

Man. I wish I didn't have to go to class right now, because my bookbag is so heavy. Time to pick it up. *Goolag!* Now I'm ready to go to class!

by Maria April 5, 2005