Maria's definitions

flange

grotesque minge often scented like mackerel which oozes chunks

close your legs your mackerel scented flange is putting me off my food

by Maria April 21, 2005

Sunny

The coolest guy in the world. Sharp and good looking. He is chivalrous and a brilliant lawyer

I want to kill your girlfriend in USA sunny

by Maria November 3, 2004

kalungat

that thick, sometimes wet thing you always wanna pull out of your nose.

my kalungat is for you.

by maria October 5, 2004

twattard

Synonymous with cunttard and fucktard. This is when you are dealing with a seriously pea-brained twat.

The silly high school dropout, Alicia, is a real twattard.

by Maria June 20, 2004

kaging

the lousy feeling you felt after experiencing the following:
- you`re caught half naked on a video camera.
-you see your lover in bed with your bestfriend.
-you forgot to close the door on an intimate moment with your lover.
-you`re caught in bed with your lover`s bestfriend.
-you took the best possible dose of that weed that you didnt realize it was not for free.
-duh! everything you felt right now, tell me about it!!!

i`m so kaging today, i saw a lot of my name in urban dictionary. weldon is the best policy! duh!

by maria October 12, 2004

wtf

what the fuck

wtf really i cant beleive it

by maria April 1, 2003

against me

against me likes jesus. and fucking. and drinking alcoholic beverages while licking whipped cream off of my body. i also happen to be the virgin mary, fucks.

maria: you guys suck. sell outs
against me: yeah..

by maria October 9, 2004