Marcus Reed's definitions

Tayshaun Prince

1) Overrated fuck on the Detroit Pistons.
2) A term for a person who is anorexic. Also known as a Rip Hamilton.

"Holy shit Mommy, look at that skinny ass dude walking down the street!"
"Don't worry son, that's just Tayshaun Prince."

by Marcus Reed October 13, 2006

tony parker

1. The best French basketball player ever, point guard of the San Antonio Spurs.

2. The lucky son of a bitch that's dating Eva Longoria.

1. Did you see Tony Parker make that mad-ass drive to the hoop?

2. Yo Tony Parker, can I fuck your girlfriend tonight?

by Marcus Reed August 20, 2006

guns don't kill people, people kill people

Truer words could never have been said.

Stupid Urban Dicktionary. There's no example needed, yet you're making me write one anyway. And you're forcing me to write "guns don't kill people, people kill people" in its context also. Fucking cunts.

by Marcus Reed September 15, 2006

Ducksicker

Another way of saying "dicksucker". I'ts cooler and a lot more creative.

Watch where you're going, ducksicker.

by Marcus Reed August 19, 2006

pubic hair

A patch of hair near the private parts. Men have it, women have it. It's like a jungle down there.

Speaking of which, I learned that white people don't use washcloths. Did you know that? I'm serious they got one bar of soap in the house. Every time I go to use it, someone's pubic hair was in it. Why yo ass gonna put the wrong bar of soap in your butt and all that. Maybe I need to wash my face...or my feet.

by Marcus Reed October 5, 2006

walker texas ranger

An anagram of Karate Wrangler Sex. I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome.

Walker Texas Ranger!!!!

by Marcus Reed October 5, 2006

vote

Something black people should not do to rise up and overcome.

"Get out and vote?"

"...I'm sorry that is incorrect..."

by Marcus Reed August 20, 2006