Marcus Reed's definitions

tony parker

1. The best French basketball player ever, point guard of the San Antonio Spurs.

2. The lucky son of a bitch that's dating Eva Longoria.

1. Did you see Tony Parker make that mad-ass drive to the hoop?

2. Yo Tony Parker, can I fuck your girlfriend tonight?

by Marcus Reed August 20, 2006

walker texas ranger

An anagram of Karate Wrangler Sex. I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome.

Walker Texas Ranger!!!!

by Marcus Reed October 5, 2006

Ducksicker

Another way of saying "dicksucker". I'ts cooler and a lot more creative.

Watch where you're going, ducksicker.

by Marcus Reed August 19, 2006

eye for an eye

If you're not an idiot, you'd know that "eye for an eye" means, if you fuck someone up, we'll fuck you up too. First coined by Hammurabi back in ancient Mesopotamia times, although I'm sure he didn't quite put it that way.

When John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln, then got killed in a barn in Virginia, that's an eye for an eye.
When Nathan Gale shot that dimebag Darrel, then got tracked down and killed, that's an eye for an eye.
When you give me AIDS after sex, then I track you down and stab the shit out of you, that's an eye for an eye.

by Marcus Reed October 14, 2006

All your base are belong to us

A phrase that generally means you got pwned.

Another way of saying "All your base are belong to us" is:

Your head a splode.

by Marcus Reed August 20, 2006

pile of electronics university

Archrival team of the CGNU Dumples. They are basically just a pile of electronics. They always lose because The Cheat beats the shit out of them with a golf club.

The Dumples just owned Pile of Electronics University...again.

by Marcus Reed October 7, 2006

Mister Rogers

The greatest, most kindhearted television man that ever lived, unfortunately dissed way too many times by Jimmy Kimmel on "Unnecessary Censorship"

Mister Rogers on UC: "I wonder if you ever think about some of the things you can do now that you couldn't do when you were younger. Can you **** yourself now?"

by Marcus Reed August 19, 2006