Marcus Reed's definitions

rap is crap

A phrase said by all rap haters, and why? because they have not heard true rap. It's as simple as that. Look at what others say. An oxymoron. Saying good music is bad. Listen to people like Tupac and Biggy. Big Daddy Kane. Public Enemy. KRS-One. Underground rap.

On the other hand, it is indeed an opinion and people really don't care when you say it because they are doing more important things with their lives.

"Rap is crap"

Well, if you're going to dis rap, do it somewhere else and stop bitching about it here.

by Marcus Reed September 15, 2006

tony parker

1. The best French basketball player ever, point guard of the San Antonio Spurs.

2. The lucky son of a bitch that's dating Eva Longoria.

1. Did you see Tony Parker make that mad-ass drive to the hoop?

2. Yo Tony Parker, can I fuck your girlfriend tonight?

by Marcus Reed August 20, 2006

walker texas ranger

An anagram of Karate Wrangler Sex. I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome.

Walker Texas Ranger!!!!

by Marcus Reed October 5, 2006

short, sweet, and to the point

What the best Urban Dictionary definitions are. If you look at pretty much anything before January 2005, you will see that the highest rated definitions are usually 5-6 words long, have no example, and when they do, it doesn't have the defined word in it.

For some short, sweet, and to the point definitions, look for:

Tracy Mcgrady

Bush

Paris Hilton

Keys

Life

and much, much more...

by Marcus Reed September 18, 2006

Ducksicker

Another way of saying "dicksucker". I'ts cooler and a lot more creative.

Watch where you're going, ducksicker.

by Marcus Reed August 19, 2006

Mister Rogers

The greatest, most kindhearted television man that ever lived, unfortunately dissed way too many times by Jimmy Kimmel on "Unnecessary Censorship"

Mister Rogers on UC: "I wonder if you ever think about some of the things you can do now that you couldn't do when you were younger. Can you **** yourself now?"

by Marcus Reed August 19, 2006

pile of electronics university

Archrival team of the CGNU Dumples. They are basically just a pile of electronics. They always lose because The Cheat beats the shit out of them with a golf club.

The Dumples just owned Pile of Electronics University...again.

by Marcus Reed October 7, 2006