Manny's definitions

captain hook

term for one who has to jack off with 1 finger because their dick is so small(Jason Sansouci)

Whats up Captain Hook.

by manny January 28, 2003

ass poncho

a poncho made from silk because silk comes from a worms ass.

Damn she is really workin that ass poncho

by manny November 28, 2004

jazzed

the past tense of jizzed

tim got jazzed all over his face yesterday

by manny April 5, 2005

R-Uno

numer one. one who is perfect in every possible way. rides an R-1. one who rides on one wheel.

Yo my man, did you see that R-Uno just come through here!

by Manny September 24, 2003

cojon

(n.)
1. male sexual organ, specifically the testicular region (see monkey nuts)
2. to make reference to one who is very daring (pl. - cojones)

(v.)
1. to annoy, irritate, or otherwise bring one to their last nerve (encojonar)

(n.)
1. I have big cojones!
2. Que cojones tiene ese pendejo.

(v.)
1. Oye es que me encojonas.

by manny December 21, 2003

vagina piggy

a guy or girl that doesnt share a hoe's pussy and they eat it like a pig

zack is such a vagina piggy

by manny December 4, 2004

jewsskie

a person who is from russia and is also jewish

Boris is a jewsskie. He will screw around with you and not give you a tip also.

by manny July 22, 2004