Malcolm Turntable's definitions

chessers

1) The use of checkers pieces in a game of chess. Nobody wins because nobody knows what pieces can move where as they are all the same

2) The phrase used when a "king chesser" is unable to move without being caught.

"dude, can this piece move here?"

"chessers is so confusing"

"omg i did it, you're so chessered!"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Fritzls

A sugar coated pretzel shaped into one of Josef Fritzl's DNA strands.

"dude, you gotta try one of these Fritzls"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Megatroninho

A word used to describe someone so good at football that they are considered to be a robot.

"did you see England v Mexico?"

"ye, that megatroninho scored an awesome 520' double kickflip overhead backspace with a twist.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

jedi pie

The speed and precision used by a chef to produce a pie in light speed.

Mary appeared on Come Dine With Me but she took ages to make her starter dish. This meant she'd have to make some serious Jedi pie to be in with a chance of winning.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

douchefag

The combined name given to a douchebag and/or a fag.

"eurgh, that Harvey is such a douchefag"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Jewfoot

The sudden occurance of nervousness located inside your feet during interviews (i.e throbbing) and as a result, you run away to a nearby non-jewish foot masseure.

Jeremius was scared about his weatherman interview, and as a result he jewfooted it to a nearby foot masseure operated by an irishman named Ted.

by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009

caravan karma

The belief that if you stay in a grotty caravan one year, you will get a luxury caravan the next. Unfortunately this isn't yet proved, and as a result this world has many unsatisfied holidaygoers.

"what a shithole this caravan is"

"thank God for caravan karma then my son"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009