Macktown 's definitions

endpointing

Referring to the final stages of an individuals life, as of in a palliative care situation.

Judith: I haven't been in to visit Sam in a fortnight.
Cynthia: Well I damn well suggest you do Judith - he is endpointing.
Judith: Good Lord!

by Macktown July 24, 2019

titobillies

Breasts

Watch Steves mum undress to see some fine titobillies.

by Macktown February 17, 2018

catheter sex

Ending up in emergency after drinking oneself to borderline death and requiring various vitamins and fluids and a catheter inserted as so one can recover without moving from their bed

Man, Buck got so fucking lights out Saturday he ended up on fluids in hospital copping some catheter sex

by Macktown November 28, 2018

iron nipples

To be unaffected and outright dismissive of extremely cold weather

It's cold as all fuck today man but I tell you, that bitch Alessandra has iron nipples, the mud cunt is getting around in just heels, a mini skirt and jacket!

by Macktown July 18, 2018

scorpion stance

in a state of high level alcohol intoxication, it is to face plant on ones face while descending a set of stairs

David's face looks like a piece of Salami man! I heard he pulled out the scorpion stance while he was munted and on holidays in France

by Macktown July 15, 2018

endpointing

Referring to the final stages of an individuals life, as of in a palliative care situation.

Judith: I haven't been in to see Sam in a fortnight.
Cynthia: Well Judith, I damn well suggest you hurry - he is endpointing.

Judith: Good Lord!

by Macktown July 24, 2019

thatcher snatch

An extremely hard pussy to nail

I tell you man...I'm not sure the last time someone has done Ali, it's been that long the thing may have sealed over. We're talking a serious case of Thatcher snatch dude!

by Macktown July 18, 2018