Macktown 's definitions

touch of the terry

Diarrhea caused by an upset stomach. The resultant sloppy anus will need terry-towling rather than toilet paper to clean it up.

Elsie know she would be alright once the bug passed but until then she would need a touch of the terry.

by Macktown November 21, 2018

catheter sex

Ending up in emergency after drinking oneself to borderline death and requiring various vitamins and fluids and a catheter inserted as so one can recover without moving from their bed

Man, Buck got so fucking lights out Saturday he ended up on fluids in hospital copping some catheter sex

by Macktown November 28, 2018

wheel out the cripple

the telling of sad, negative or heartbreaking life experiences to make others feel sorry for you

Jesus Tash, don't start talking that shit or mother is going to come in here and wheel out the cripple.

by Macktown January 14, 2019

nibble on the kibble

to devour a mans penis and balls as their homosexual lover

Lincoln likes to go home after a hard day at work and nibble on the kibble

by Macktown July 10, 2018

scorpion stance

in a state of high level alcohol intoxication, it is to face plant on ones face while descending a set of stairs

David's face looks like a piece of Salami man! I heard he pulled out the scorpion stance while he was munted and on holidays in France

by Macktown July 15, 2018

Paddington

to dress up like Paddington bear when it is cold with a scarf and jacket, making a normal man look extremely attractive to homosexual men

Eddie was the fucking reincarnation of Paddington today man. He barely made it across Oxford St without his arse being violated

by Macktown July 15, 2018

donkey kong

to violently remonstrate against someones stupidity in a controlled environment (like the office) by banging ones fists on their chair or body whilst standing above and behind them

Michael was furious at Eddie's stupidity and came out of his office and gave him the fucking best donkey kong that he has in years

by Macktown July 15, 2018