Macavity's definitions

teflon

Someone (or something) that is extremely slick.

1) Johnny might be slick, but Will Simmons is teflon.

2) Be careful out there, Jack - the roads are teflon this time of year.

by Macavity September 16, 2005

four-oh-four

A problem. Derivced from the Internet error message "HTTP 404: Page Not Found".

Jesus fuck, what's YOUR four-oh-four?

by Macavity October 30, 2003

iggy stick

A jocular reference to the /ignore command on IRC or the "Ignore User" button in variuous IM clients. Often used by people on #GSF when MMB comes in.

Macavity whacks MMB with his iggy stick.

by Macavity October 31, 2003

Sadie and Maisie

Sadomasochism (commonly referred to as S&M or Sadie and Maisie)

by Macavity November 1, 2003

wax

1) To apply wax to something (either as a coating or as graffiti)

2) To kill; derived from fighter-pilot slang (originalmeaning: 'to shoot down in aerial combat')

1) Hey, who waxed "Police Everywhere Justice Nowhere" on the courthouse?

2) Whoa, he waxed that MiG with his eyes closed!

by Macavity September 17, 2005

pineapple

1) Any antipersonnel fragmentation grenade, but most commonly the antipersonnel fragmentation hand grenade (so called because the grooves on the metal casing are reminiscent of the skin of a pineapple)

2) To kill someone or destroy something with an AP frag grenade. Related terms include frag (to kill/destroy, usually with an explosive device of some kind) and ghost (to kill in general).

1)

Nod Rifleman: ENGAGING GDI FORCES!
GDI Grenadier: Eat pineapple, Nod boy! *primes and throws hand grenade*

2) Looks like Captain Parker pineappled those SAM sites.

by Macavity September 16, 2005

WMS

Weapons of Mass Stupidity

MTV, VH1, CNN, and C-Span are all examples of WMS. They try to push bullshit into our lives and turn us into perfect little drones. Well, I'm sick of it! Screw the Corpoliticals!

- Any KULT/KBM member

by Macavity November 1, 2003