MaTT's definitions

bread

food

lets eat bread

by Matt January 19, 2003

Rag Chewing

A term, normally used among ham radio operators, to indicate a period of conversation over 30 minutes. Also can be used in reference to a telephone conversation, or any contact between two people over a half an hour.

"Me and Eric rag chewed for a few hours last night about his time in the Army"

by Matt December 5, 2003

Hot Apple Blast

While a woman is menstruating, a man sticks his penis in the blood flow from the woman's vagina. He proceeds to cum on her face splattering her in semen and blood.

-"Did you hear about Karen?"
-"No what"
-"Steve gave her a hot apple blast"
-"Sweet".

by Matt April 6, 2005

stuipid

how stupid person spells stupid
a stupid way of spelling stupid
sometimes how potheads who try to type too fast spell it,i know from expireance

i am stuipid

by Matt January 13, 2004

wreake valley

Wreak valley is a bag-of-wank school that was originally designed to be used as a prison. the teachers are all wanker and miss morley is a sexist drag queen who needs a good kick in the ovaries

wreake is a load of shite!!

by Matt April 23, 2005

kant

German philosopher born in the 1720s. Kant creatively synthesized the theories of the empiricists and the rationalists, and thus concluded that our perceptions of time and space are based on synthetic a priori knowledge.

Kant deduced the categorical imperative-- the non-consequentialist moral theory that states we should only act in ways that can be universalized-- from his theory that humans are the only agents of pure reason.

Immanuel Kant was a pretty smart dude.

by Matt May 22, 2004

roadboner

when you get a boner driving down the highway due to road vibrations. usually starts when thinking about sex coupled with big bump in road. can be quite annoying

i was driving my big rig and thinking about my one-night stand last night. now i got a hella roadboner

by matt August 22, 2004