MaTT's definitions

ashlee simpson

1: The utter epitome of "fake", "wannabe", and "poser" all in the same instance.

Wow, even Billy Idol was no ashlee simposn.

by Matt May 13, 2005

yellow fever

1) A disease carried by mosquitoes in tropical regions, especially in South America, Africa, and the Caribbean. Symptoms include sudden fever, yellowing of the skin, and hemorrhaging. A very dangerous disease that is quite often fatal. It was the number one cause of death for Americans during the construction of the Panama Canal. Nowadays a yellow fever vaccine is required if you're traveling to said tropical regions, especially during the summer.

2) When a person of non-Asian ethnicity has strong feelings and/or urges of an Asian person of the opposite gender. Usually these urges are sexual, but not always. Wasn't too widely known until the release of Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.

1) Good God that vaccine hurt! But I guess it's better than dying....

2) Little Billy went to a club in Chinatown and now has a sudden case of yellow fever.

by Matt September 3, 2005

shit talk

Well come on you can't figure it out?

Saying shit and other words like it useing a lot of slang usually a combination of the two defines shit talk.

Her son has no chance of keeping the family's reputation going to public school with all that shit talk.

by Matt April 8, 2005

pigfish

A foul-smelling human being with short, stubby shanks and a propensity to wear soiled board-shorts over its inflated wedge. Predominantly South African in origin, they occasionally migrate to the UK and beyond in search of young females to annoy into procreation.

Get out of my fucking face, pigfish: you make me sick!

by Matt March 15, 2005

drop

when a girl is mad at a man, she waits untill her period, and has unprotected sex with the man, only to bleed in his penis hole.

"he thinks he's a player, well i'ma drop on him"!!!

by matt December 24, 2003

maggot

in the yards in prison/underworld activity, a deadset low cunt that is marginally higher on the pecking order than a child molester, but only ever so marginally.

hows that maggots form, i reckon we carve the fuckin dog up when no cunts watchin.

by matt May 13, 2005

guns don't kill people, people kill people

A phrase Dimebag Darrel had always sided with. He believed that guns were no threat, only the people who use them incorrectly are....Ironically, Wednesday, December 8th 2004....Dimebag was shot to death during one of his concerts....

We will all miss you Dimebag. At least we got that motherfucker Nathan Gale who gunned you down and blew the fuck outta him.....Eye for an Eye.

by matt December 11, 2004