MaTT's definitions

Children of Bodom

A fucking great scandinavian metal band, with some of the best guitar riffs ever. Alexi Laiho is god.

Children of Bodom ripped my fucking head off last night.

by matt November 13, 2004

Trucker-hat-hot

An extremely hot high school or college girl who goes and ruins it by wearing a trucker hat.

"She was hella hot but then I noticed the trucker hat."

by Matt December 14, 2003

political party

A group of individuals who share a similar political philosophy. The two major parties in the United States are the Republican and Democratic parties. According to UrbanDictionary, both parties are failures and a waste of power, time, and money. In reality, neither party likes each other, especially in policy making. Political party preference is the main reason this country is "divided," since each party takes a particular stance on certain issues such as abortion and gay rights.

Person A: Fuck you! You're a Republican!
Person B: Fuck you! You're a Democrat!

by Matt August 27, 2005

port vale f.c

Currently playing in a high division when you consider their inept ability to actually the sport of Football. Also known as Port Fail because of their fantastically pathetic record in football.

Port Fail have never won a major trophy

by matt November 11, 2004

weapons

converse weapons. the shoe magic and bird used to use and its still worn by playas today

Check out them weapons. they match his jersey

by MaTT January 2, 2005

licker licence

If you have one, then you are a lesbian.

"does she have a licker licence? is she a dyke?"

by matt February 13, 2004

fangirl

All those girls obsessed with Orlando Bloom, Tom Hardy and those such fags.

Anyone with a screenname like "TomHardysImzadi" must be a fangirl.

by matt February 9, 2004