41 definitions by M_Dubz152
A painful feeling in a male's midsection from their testicle twisting around in the ol' coin purse. The vas deferens (cords connected to your balls) twist and kink up.
by M_Dubz152 June 9, 2023
by M_Dubz152 June 9, 2023
Before I sit down on a canoe, I always adjust myself so I don't accidently sit on and crush my bean bag.
by M_Dubz152 June 28, 2023
Prank involving unzipping one's pants fly, pulling part of their scrotum thru exposed opening. Will resemble a piece of chewed gum. One of the best party pranks of the early 2000's. Have to draw attention to it by yelling and saying "who the fuck put this gum here??" Then when people start looking at it you say "my mistake, its just my nut sac. Who did you sneak out?"
Guy at a party: says to a buddy "Should I do the bubblegum gag or the one eared elephant?"
Buddy: "Bubblegum gag for sure."
Buddy: "Bubblegum gag for sure."
by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023
The practice of shooting a 12 Guage shotgun (or any other high power long gun) with the buttstock held against the penis and scrotum. The recoil thru the gun travels to the buttstock thus smashing the male genitals.
**Not an approved method of birth control**
**Not an approved method of birth control**
Cletus is an impoverished hillbilly in West Virginia. His wife Hazel has given birth to 6 kids. While Cletus was duck hunting, he pressed the stock of his 12 Guage to his nuts and gave himself the Kentucky vasectomy. Unfortunately Hazel is now pregnant with child 7. Cletus is left with a sore and bruised sac.
by M_Dubz152 June 28, 2023
Is an acronoym:
Stands for mother I'd like to fuck.
Can also stand for man I love fishing.
I myself am a fan of hot moms and fishing.
Stands for mother I'd like to fuck.
Can also stand for man I love fishing.
I myself am a fan of hot moms and fishing.
by M_Dubz152 June 9, 2023
Meaning you have an extra set of chromosomes. Nice way of calling someone a retard. Powerplay is a man-up scenario in sports, mostly from opposing team serving a penalty.
Person 1: "Wow, that guy is a moron."
Person 2: "Yeah, they must have a chromosome powerplay going on."
Person 2: "Yeah, they must have a chromosome powerplay going on."
by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023