paramuppet

a paramedic who isn't worthy of his/her qualification - so completely useless you wonder why they are allowed to play ambulances

one dangerous type of person to meet when you're ill

by ms March 07, 2004

bomb sauce

noun:

the resulting human material (non-living) after a united states attack on "Iraq" or, insert middle-eastern-flavor-of-the-month "here".

Hank: Damn y'all check all that bomb sauce.

by MS March 09, 2004

The melodramatic chav/west-country variant of the word "rubbish." Wonderful.

OOOH my god, you're RUBBASH! I wanna swap you for a westlife cd!

by MS March 27, 2005

When one becomes so increasingly sexually frustrated, he/she begins to fornicate with homeless shelters' inhabitants (most often while they sleep).

I caught that research associate doing a Gibson last night while serving food to the needy.

by ms November 04, 2004

someone who spends his time (both while awake and asleep) masturbating behind a computer screen

Don't be a beadle

by ms November 27, 2003

work-shy bloater.
once prolific in its native island habitat. now lurking in berkshire.
similar work ethic to the fuck wit.

"i would have no hesitation in recommending seg for the job; he works like two men - laurel and hardy"

by ms December 23, 2003

Fuck off Beatus

Tyler is such a beatus

by ms April 19, 2005