11 definitions by MACHone Inc.

Milk Junkie

1) Someone who would claim to be addicted to milk.

2) Someone who takes great pleasure in large breasted females.

1) I'm on my ninth glass of the day; yeah, I'ma milk junkie!

2) I just can't help it! I see those girls with those huge tits and... gah, I'm just a milk junkie.

by MACHone Inc. August 12, 2005

Tootsie

Another word for the human foot. Somewhat of a childish term.

My girlfriend squeals when I tickle her tootsies!

by MACHone Inc. October 7, 2005

Fatty Patty

A common name given to an inflatable adult novelty.

Colin: "Mike, c'mon, I'll sell you Fatty Patty for three bucks and it's not even been used once!"
Mike: "Wow, what a deal!"

by MACHone Inc. October 6, 2005

DWTS

An acronym for "Down With The Sickness," a track off of Disturbed's first album, The Sickness.

One of my favorite songs is DWTS.

by MACHone Inc. October 17, 2005

Single Bullet Theory

Literally, a theory that states when man is set against impossible odds, his final bullet will be on himself rather than his enemies. Figuratively, a plan to "cut one's losses" or make sacrifices as a last resort.

So, yeah, according to Mike's single bullet theory, he's gonna play the market right out to the bitter end and try to cash in on as many stocks as possible; however, things don't look good.

by MACHone Inc. August 9, 2005

Frickin'

Adjective used to describle almost anything. Usually spoken in a state of anger or sarcasm. More harsh than freakin' -- less harsh than fuckin'.

Made popular by silver screen villian Dr. Evil in the various Austin Powers films.

It's frickin' freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth!

by MACHone Inc. May 30, 2005

The Guy

Mascot of the high-energy rock band, Disturbed. Often depicted as a demented smiling face, The Guy has recently been personified by Todd McFarlane in Disturbed's 2005 release, Ten Thousand Fists.

Dude A: "What's up with those evil-looking face t-shirts?"
Dude B: "Oh, that's The Guy."
Dude A: "The Guy?"
Dube B: "The Guy."
Dude C: "The Guy?"
Dude A: "Dude, go away, dude."

by MACHone Inc. October 7, 2005