Crestside

One of the founding projects on The Block (Vallejo, CA)
Home of the Cuddies and Crest Side Clowns

From Mark to Janice to Wendy to Sage
(For those that dont know, these are Crestside streets in North Vallejo)

Buster Brown: Ay yo cutteez yall headn' back to the crestside?

Cuddies: Yo bussa, bounce for WE'recognize' you

Buster Brown:ight my homies, fa sho sho cutteez

by M. Du May 06, 2005

Vallejo

Also known as The Block, Vallejo is the biggest city in Solano County. Consisting of: The Crest (Cuddiville), Terrace Park, T.T. West (Tree Town), The Ville, Hillcrest, Beverly Hills, Rancho, Lofas, The South, College Park, The Hills, Simmerons (Good Crest and Sea Side, Vallejo is a influencial part of the North Bay and Greater East Bay. With a populaiton of just over 121,000 people, Vallejo has become concentrated with city blocks of clicks and hence has become to be known as The Block. Surrounded by wankster cities like Benicia, Fairfield, American Canyon, Napa and Vacaville, Vallejo has maintained its reputation, as Dave Chappell would say, of keepn' it real. On the news you usually hear about Oakland, Richmond and SF crimes and whatnot but you never hear about Vallejo. That because 'ya boys' tryna run this city and cover things from the media. But please believe, on The Block, mess goes down. Triflin drama in dis city. Authorities here is corrupt.

A: Where you from?

B: The Block

A: Vallejo?

B: Yea

A: Iss coo down there?

B: Depends on where you at. Some places is rich and coo, some places aint. Is all wut you can afford playa.

A: Ya'll be havin shootn's and stuff?

B: Yea fool

A: You dont never here about it on the news

B: Ya boys got chu wrapped up, thats why

A:...?

B: Dont trip, on The Block some places is coo at night like in the east, but in the North, South and West, in certain places you goota click or you gon have problems

by M. Du May 13, 2005

M. Du

Chancellor of the sucka-free city of Vallejo, California. Lives in the infamous Tree Town section of West Vallejo (T.T. West)

Born in The Town, raised on The Block. From Fairgrounds to Tennessee, Magazine to Maine, fresh Off The Block. Shout out to Bethel High School clazz 05'

Potna: Yo M.Du wuz good wit chu maine? How you fillin?

M. Du: Im fillin' good maine, Im breathin', Im livin', wuz good wit chu boy?

Potna: Nutn' yadadameen, just out here hustlin you fill me. Tryna find a job and get a legitimate cash flow.

M. Du: I fill you. Where you stayin at now.

Potna: Cuddiville, but that just temp ya meen?

M. Du: Naw maine, do ya thang. I know you out there gettn' that cheap rent

Potna: YA MEEN!!!!

M. Du: Yeah so uh, give me a call when you get some work maine, we'll go to kick it at lunch on yo paper day.

Potna: Yeah right ni**ga. Wus yo number

M. Du: 707...

Potna: Actually I got yo number from last time I seent chu

M. Du: Yeah, yeah das right. Well hit me up den. Im bout to bounce cuddie

Potna: Ite

by M. Du May 20, 2005

the zampa

The Zampa is the bridge connecting the East Bay to Vallejo. The area codes change from 510 to 707 almost halfway over the carquinez striaght(eastbound).

Ah man, my load broke down on the Zampa and I aint three for toll, you got me?

Na maine, I aint got no paper on me cuddie,... my fault peoples

Iss coo maine

by M. Du May 06, 2005

12 to the gallon

A slow, unproductive, lazy person, student or worker that will hinder a group or team from their objective. Basically saying someone is inefficient in terms of miles per gallon, because a car that gets 12 to the gallon is not worth driving, in turn a person that is slow is not worth choosing or working.

A: Ay les put him on our team for the Government Project

B: Naw maine, he 12 to the gallon

A: Oh, he like that?

B: Yea, that fool hecka slow. We-a neva finish wit him messn' stuff up

by M. Du May 10, 2005

Ya Boys

Vallejo Police Department and all its officers and privates that do too much and try to justify it. The force that rely on they Tasers and juice folks unnecessarily. Pepper water (MACE) and cuffs be they second weapon of chioce to their Tasers. They all have ADD (Arrest and Detain Disorder). Look at the statistics, for this year half the murders in Vallejo are complements of Ya Boys.

A: Ay maine, Ya Boys is commn'

B: Where?

A: They commn' of Tennessee st right now

B: Ight well les go for they start shootn' up the place

A: Ight maine, Im finna head back to Cuddiville

B: I see you then cuz Im bout bounce to TT West

A: Ight then boi

by M. Du May 10, 2005

fairfield

Claimed home of The Federation

Fairfield, California USA

by M. Du May 06, 2005