31 definitions by Lugs-o
by Lugs-o October 19, 2004
Living legend (RIP) who guested on hit TV show The Simpsons as himself to judge a spelling bee. Plugged his now famous hotplate.
George Plimpton - And a hotplate!
by Lugs-o January 25, 2005
Anonymous co-worker in your organisation. Possibly frozen in time from the 1980s and the toast of Wall Street. He’ll be ready to sleaze his way to the top, 80s style! He knows about business and has a tie. Also went to a lot of coke parties. The secret to his success is all about appearances. Outside of the office he goes back to the farm, shifts some paradigms and revolutionises outside the box. Liked the Safety Dance and died from Boneitis.
by Lugs-o October 18, 2004
by Lugs-o October 18, 2004
One higher than PWND which is one up from OWND (or OWN3D).
Invented by a brain in a jar on the metalhammer messageboards after a certain poster got boned by Klown.
Invented by a brain in a jar on the metalhammer messageboards after a certain poster got boned by Klown.
MH User 1: Did you hear about someone who said she was 16 and got boned by Klown?
MH User 2: No? Hahahahaha, bitch got KLWND!
MH User 2: No? Hahahahaha, bitch got KLWND!
by Lugs-o September 30, 2004
by Lugs-o October 18, 2004
When someone lists reasons why they hate you, then change the running order. For example, move reason #3 to reason #1.
Bender: So it's settled! Elzar will teach me to cook.
Elzar: Absolutely not.
Bender: Aw, come on, I watch your show. You owe me!
Elzar: I owe you nothing. For starters your antenna's in my crotch, also I hate you, and finally, you can't cook for squat.
Bender: (he cries) What was the first one again?
Elzar: I hate you.
Bender: I thought that was the number two.
Elzar: I knocked it up a notch! BAM!!
Elzar: Absolutely not.
Bender: Aw, come on, I watch your show. You owe me!
Elzar: I owe you nothing. For starters your antenna's in my crotch, also I hate you, and finally, you can't cook for squat.
Bender: (he cries) What was the first one again?
Elzar: I hate you.
Bender: I thought that was the number two.
Elzar: I knocked it up a notch! BAM!!
by Lugs-o October 19, 2004