Jib

1) To like something (see example 1)

2) If you don't know what a jib is you get promoted (see example 2)

3) A form of punishment (see example 3)

1. "I like the cut of your jib" (IE - I like what you're saying).

2. Person A - "I like the cut of your jib"
Person B - "What's a jib?"
Person A - "Haha, promote that man!"

3. "WTF??! Drop and give me 50 jibs!"

by Lugs-o October 03, 2004

Elzar

Chef in Futurama and Bender's hero. Possibly the best chef in the universe, as he has 4 arms.

"Now add that extra ingredient - the Spice Weasel!"

by Lugs-o October 19, 2004

All My Circuits

Hit TV show staring Calculon.

Bender and Fry love All My Circuits.

by Lugs-o October 19, 2004

hotplate

Item of cookware plugged by George Plimpton on The Simpsons

George Plimpton - And a hotplate!

by Lugs-o January 25, 2005

Police Brutality

The one thing to brighten up a dull day is when you see police brutality on the news. Loads of coppers beating seven shades of shit out of some dumb-ass students. Rock on!

Police brutality gives me a raging boner.

by Lugs-o October 24, 2004

Peacenik

A type of loser (like a beatnik) who thinks that linking arms and playing bongos in London will stop the American tanks from running over innocent people in Iraq.

Peacenik (playing the bongos): "Radiant cool, crazy nightmare Zen New Jersey nowhere!"

<bombs drop on their sorry asses>

by Lugs-o October 24, 2004

Blank

Execu-speak for a Reganaut.

Example 1: “Don’t you worry about blank, let me worry about blank.”
Example 2: “Blank? Blank?! You’re not looking at the big picture!”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004