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The "Shift" is when a guy (sometimes a gal) goes from DFS to DFL. Sometimes it happens because he has been dating seriously and sees the long-term potential or possibly has experienced lovematism. Sometimes it happens because he is bored with superficial one-night-stands or FWB and wants to settle down with one woman.
The "Shift" is when a guy leaves the dateship boards the relationship.
The "Shift" is when a guy leaves the dateship boards the relationship.
Guy One to Guy Two: "Are you going through THE SHIFT? Stop that crazy talk about her being 'the one.'"
Susan to Jane: "Wow, he's so mature for his age to have gone through THE SHIFT."
Susan to Jane: "Wow, he's so mature for his age to have gone through THE SHIFT."
by Love Linguist April 29, 2010
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A mind-bending orgasm is like being under the influence.
A guy feels like a superhero when he can turn on a gal so her b-spot swerves, her mind bends and she goes into orgasmic orbit.
A ‘mind-bender’ for short makes a gal pretty much incoherent and all she can usually do is moan 'OOOOoooooh' afterwards.
A mind-bending orgasm is like being under the influence.
A guy feels like a superhero when he can turn on a gal so her b-spot swerves, her mind bends and she goes into orgasmic orbit.
A ‘mind-bender’ for short makes a gal pretty much incoherent and all she can usually do is moan 'OOOOoooooh' afterwards.
An hour after sex, gal regains consciousness: “WOW! That was a mind-bending orgasm. I feel total emotional bliss. Can we do it again?”
Guy to himself: “Boy, I’m good. Seems I’ve rearranged time and space with another mind-bending orgasm.”
Woman to friend: “Greeks may have orgasmo but I prefer a mind-bending orgasm.”
Guy to himself: “Boy, I’m good. Seems I’ve rearranged time and space with another mind-bending orgasm.”
Woman to friend: “Greeks may have orgasmo but I prefer a mind-bending orgasm.”
by Love Linguist April 14, 2011
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Get the O spot mug.HONEY LOVE POT is a sweet and suggestive term of endearment for female genitalia.
Not to be confused with love bucket. Sorta like vajayjay but sweeter!
Includes vagina, vulva, clitoris, labia, perineum, pc muscle, skene's glands, bartholin gland, female prostate gland, and the CUGA spots.
Female orgasm explains how the stimulation of the N spots and the CUGA spots gets the 'Honey Love Pot' flowing with her transudate honey!
Female ejaculation explains how the fluid gushes or squirts from the urogenital of the Honey Love Pot.
The Honey Love Pot may be open for a dipper. The dipper a.k.a. penis dips into the Honey Love Pot for some sweet erotic pleasure.
Not to be confused with love bucket. Sorta like vajayjay but sweeter!
Includes vagina, vulva, clitoris, labia, perineum, pc muscle, skene's glands, bartholin gland, female prostate gland, and the CUGA spots.
Female orgasm explains how the stimulation of the N spots and the CUGA spots gets the 'Honey Love Pot' flowing with her transudate honey!
Female ejaculation explains how the fluid gushes or squirts from the urogenital of the Honey Love Pot.
The Honey Love Pot may be open for a dipper. The dipper a.k.a. penis dips into the Honey Love Pot for some sweet erotic pleasure.
Husband to Wife: “Of all the local honeys, you’ve got the one honey love pot that I want to dip into!”
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: “You make my honey love pot flow with sweetness.”
Sexually-Frustrated Woman to friend: “No action here tonight so I guess I’ll be playing with my honey love pot.”
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: “You make my honey love pot flow with sweetness.”
Sexually-Frustrated Woman to friend: “No action here tonight so I guess I’ll be playing with my honey love pot.”
by Love Linguist August 3, 2010
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Clearly that post on Facebook was done when he was angry; another case of PWC.
I see another PWC mistake in the works. Hide her cell phone because she's had too many drinks!
Step away from that keyboard or you'll have to deal with the backlash of PWC tomorrow.
I see another PWC mistake in the works. Hide her cell phone because she's had too many drinks!
Step away from that keyboard or you'll have to deal with the backlash of PWC tomorrow.
by Love Linguist April 22, 2011
Get the PWC mug.Masterman: A man who exudes mastery and integrity because he has self-discipline, confidence, clarity of purpose on a daily basis, and strategic direction of his life. Women are extremely attracted to a masterman (think Rockstar), young boys clamor to be lead by a masterman, and peers seek the counsel of a masterman often in the context of a mastermind group.
A masterman has mastered the art of initiative and positively contributes and participates in the lives of others.
A masterman is a success in all aspects of his life.
A masterman has mastered the art of initiative and positively contributes and participates in the lives of others.
A masterman is a success in all aspects of his life.
Young Boy (to friend): "I want to be just like that masterman when I group up!"
Sexy Babe (lustful thought): "I want to make babies with that masterman!"
Rich Dude (on phone): "Hey, your solution helped me close a mega-deal, thanks! You da masterman!"
Sexy Babe (lustful thought): "I want to make babies with that masterman!"
Rich Dude (on phone): "Hey, your solution helped me close a mega-deal, thanks! You da masterman!"
by Love Linguist April 18, 2009
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Lots of FWB (friends with benefits), no commitments,where winning means you've scored in the bedroom.
Lots of FWB (friends with benefits), no commitments,where winning means you've scored in the bedroom.
by Love Linguist April 1, 2010
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