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L spot

Slang terminology for Lips.

The favorite L spot exercise is the pucker.

Not to be confused with the lips of the honey love pot although the L Spot has definitely been known to connect to the external CUGA spots and other hot erotic erogenous spots.
Guy to buddy: “Looking at her luscious L spot makes me want to kiss her.”

Husband to wife: “Honey, just plant one here on the L spot.”

Boyfriend to girlfriend: “I have just the place for you to wrap your L spot.”
by Love Linguist August 23, 2010
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prorelator

prorelator: A proficient relator
pro-relator
She just whispered in my ear, "I don't have panties on." Now, that's a hot prorelator move!
by Love Linguist April 12, 2010
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The Shift

The "Shift" is when a guy (sometimes a gal) goes from DFS to DFL. Sometimes it happens because he has been dating seriously and sees the long-term potential or possibly has experienced lovematism. Sometimes it happens because he is bored with superficial one-night-stands or FWB and wants to settle down with one woman.

The "Shift" is when a guy leaves the dateship boards the relationship.
Guy One to Guy Two: "Are you going through THE SHIFT? Stop that crazy talk about her being 'the one.'"

Susan to Jane: "Wow, he's so mature for his age to have gone through THE SHIFT."
by Love Linguist April 29, 2010
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mind-bending orgasm

mind-bending orgasm

A mind-bending orgasm is like being under the influence.

A guy feels like a superhero when he can turn on a gal so her b-spot swerves, her mind bends and she goes into orgasmic orbit.

A ‘mind-bender’ for short makes a gal pretty much incoherent and all she can usually do is moan 'OOOOoooooh' afterwards.
An hour after sex, gal regains consciousness: “WOW! That was a mind-bending orgasm. I feel total emotional bliss. Can we do it again?”

Guy to himself: “Boy, I’m good. Seems I’ve rearranged time and space with another mind-bending orgasm.”

Woman to friend: “Greeks may have orgasmo but I prefer a mind-bending orgasm.”
by Love Linguist April 14, 2011
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LML

LML = Let's Make Love

When you feel 'I Love My Life,' don't keep it to yourself.

Go ahead and share it with you lover.

Simply whisper "LML" and slip away and make love together.
"I knew it was time the leave the party when he looked over at me and his eyes said "LML !" "

"The fastest 3 letters in seduction are L-M-L !" (Let's Make Love)
by Love Linguist June 1, 2010
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Masterman

Masterman: A man who exudes mastery and integrity because he has self-discipline, confidence, clarity of purpose on a daily basis, and strategic direction of his life. Women are extremely attracted to a masterman (think Rockstar), young boys clamor to be lead by a masterman, and peers seek the counsel of a masterman often in the context of a mastermind group.
A masterman has mastered the art of initiative and positively contributes and participates in the lives of others.
A masterman is a success in all aspects of his life.
Young Boy (to friend): "I want to be just like that masterman when I group up!"

Sexy Babe (lustful thought): "I want to make babies with that masterman!"

Rich Dude (on phone): "Hey, your solution helped me close a mega-deal, thanks! You da masterman!"
by Love Linguist April 18, 2009
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PWC

PWC = Posting While Compromised
Clearly that post on Facebook was done when he was angry; another case of PWC.

I see another PWC mistake in the works. Hide her cell phone because she's had too many drinks!

Step away from that keyboard or you'll have to deal with the backlash of PWC tomorrow.
by Love Linguist April 22, 2011
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