LordJenal's definitions

Tax Leech

Someone who relies on public funds or taxpayers money in order to survive without making any kind of effort to fend for themselves. These could be convicted prisoners who are having their lives funded by taxpayers or could be people who are wrongly on benefits. It could also be people who are working in the public sector who are not doing their job properly. This is not to be confused with people who deserve benefits or people who are fairly earning taxpayers money who are working in the public sector.

Person 1: Did you hear how Marcus isn't getting a job and is living on benefits?
Person 2: I know, what a tax leech he is!
Person 1: Yeah. Don't want to be a tax leech like he is!

by LordJenal April 5, 2022

hungry treat

A phrase that children use to beg their parents for treats such as sweets (candy) or crisps (chips). Is essentially another term for a sugar craving or craving for a certain treat food. Someone who is hungry treat will refuse all savory foods and will insist that they are only hungry for treat foods.

Kid: Mum, I'm hungry.
Mum: Here have this banana.
Kid: No I can't I'm hungry treat, I can't eat a banana it has to be a treat!

by LordJenal December 15, 2021

DJI Mini 2

A very light drone and an excellent device for spying on people in the sky anonoymously. You can see them but they can't see you but they know they are being watched. You can stand in a super hidden area and watch people half a mile away walking down the street. If you get lucky someone will look up and possibly wave or point at you. Also useful for flying over historic monuments or iconic buildings to see the structure from the air and getting an angry security guard raging at you for literally no reason. Great for aerial photography.

Might send my DJI Mini 2 over that football stadium once I unlock the blue geozone. Fingers crossed no security guard get's grumpy with me for it.

by LordJenal September 2, 2022

Trump

A UK informal word for a fart.

Good riddance to President Trump! Ahem. President Fart!

by LordJenal July 12, 2023

This Year Virgin

Someone who has not had sexual intercourse this year (1st January onwards) but has had sexual intercourse in previous years.

My last heartbreak was last October and since then I've not been with anyone so I'm a this year virgin sadly.

by LordJenal June 25, 2022

The Wetherspoons Effect

1) When you go into a pub or a bar (in the UK mostly) and you are either underage or merely old enough to drink and you are with your parents or another clearly grown adult and they order you a beer or a cider and the bartender notices that even though they might be ordering it, you are drinking it and on the basis of them knowing that your going to drink it they ask you for ID.

2) When a group of youths the same age walk into a pub or bar and when one person orders who drink the bartender asks the whole group for ID. Basically if each and every one of the group doesn't have ID then none of them will get served.

Both of these scenarios are typical of Wetherspoons as they are well known for being extremely strict when it comes to asking for ID and they do not appreciate one bit any scummy underagers on their premises getting boozed up under any circumstances.

*Father and son walk into bar*
Father: Hello, could I have two pints of Stella please.
Bartender: Is one of those for that lad sat on the table over there?
Father: Well yes.
Bartender: Could I check that lads ID please?
*Son overhears and walks over*
Son: Well The Wetherspoons Effect has most certainly kicked in hasn't it!

by LordJenal February 24, 2022

Scuba dive the Titanic

A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!

If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.

Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!

by LordJenal July 2, 2023