LordJenal's definitions

Sex on the Television

It's alright yes. But do make sure that you don't fall off.

I'm fed up of sex on the television. They all keep falling off.

by LordJenal December 10, 2022

Face Rapist

A term used by shop workers. Facing means to move stock to the front and have the front label facing forward to look perfect. Something us shop workers do all day. A face rapist is someone (often a customer) who will come along and ruin your hard work by taking an item and making your facing look awful.

Customer: *Picks up item off shelf*
Worker: WTF ARE YOU DOING TAKING THAT!!!!! I JUST FACED THAT AND IT LOOKED PERFECT UNTIL YOU RUINED IT YOU FACE RAPIST!!!!!

by LordJenal March 30, 2024

See it. Say it. Sorted.

A phrase that railway companies and British Transport Police say over and over to try and deliberately agitate passengers of trains or those inside a train station.

*Announcement in train station*: See it. Say it. Sorted.
Passenger: AH NO! NOT AGAIN! AH! SO ANNOYING!

by LordJenal July 27, 2023

Strangeways

A highly secure residential estate in Manchester, England that houses people who have "strange ways" (strange behaviour).

The inmates at Strangeways sure do have "strange ways" of living live.

by LordJenal April 16, 2023

Verbal Dox

Same as a dox (publishing of personal and confidential information) but done by verbally. It can be done either by shouting, telling people verbally or through a loud speaker or megaphone.

That guy shouted my address out of his window. How dare subject me to a verbal dox!

by LordJenal November 29, 2022

Wank Virgin

Someone who has never masturbated in their life.

Person 1: Bet you haven't got a girl yet.
Person 2: What do you know about it?
Person 1: You look like a virgin.
Person 2: And not only do you look like a virgin you like a wank virgin too so STFU!

by LordJenal May 18, 2022

Pregnant Man

A man who has drank too much beer.

Stop drinking so much beer you pregnant man!

by LordJenal May 20, 2022