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Definitions by Lord Cthulhu

company time 

Span of time when you are supposed to be at your job and get your work done, but actually used to do several other activities non-work related.
Can you believe I'm paid 50 bucks an hour to post shit in the Urban Dictionary during company time?
company time by Lord Cthulhu September 12, 2003
Group of persons that do the shit they do just because the others do so.
The people that post in the Urban Dick-tionary ARE the mob.
Myself included.
mob by Lord Cthulhu September 12, 2003

steroids 

Chemical way to change your male gender to female.
I took steroids, my cock n' balls shrinked and formed a nice vulva, and since I started to develope breasts I think I'll be street prostitute.
steroids by Lord Cthulhu September 12, 2003
The "outcome" of the ingestion of a gallon of liquor.
Damn tequila, always makes me barf on my bed in my sleep.
barf by Lord Cthulhu September 12, 2003
The person up here was surely on crack...

A poodle is a hell beastling, shit maker, unstandable source of noise. Worthy to skin them alive.
I actually take pride of kicking motherfucking annoying poodles. I don't kick any other kind of puppies.
poddle by Lord Cthulhu September 12, 2003
Texturized drill-shaped dildo
She played with that drilldo up her bum al night
drilldo by Lord Cthulhu July 28, 2003

web site 

Information collected by a person and publicated on internet under the hypertext protocol, that can be viewed with a browser if redirected to the proper URL.
Have you checked the Stile Project web site? Man, it is pretty sick!
web site by Lord Cthulhu July 22, 2003