Loose Goose's definitions

Growing a Tail

1. Having a turtle peaking

2. The point just before the break when taking a dump.

Sorry I missed your call, I couldn't get to the phone because I was in the can growing a tail!

by Loose Goose July 30, 2008

Growing a Tail

1. Having a turtle peaking

2. Point just before the break when taking a dump

I gotta run, I'm growing a tail!

by Loose Goose July 31, 2008

Spurt N Slurp

Similar to your old fasioned malt shop, but located right here in my pants. Serving up Protein Shakes since 1992. Certainly a favorite with the ladies.

Franchises are available, but royalties must be paid to the original owners of the first two Spurt N' Slurps. Said royalties may be paid by franchisee in cash or other booty which may be deemed acceptable by franchisor.

Hey girls, why go to Steak N Shake when you can get the shake you really want without even leaving the house. Come on down to the Spurt N Slurp.

by Loose Goose July 31, 2008

FACK

Similar to FUPA, but this is simply a contraction of the words FAT and BACK.

Look at the FACK on that, is that the Hunchback of Notre Dame?

by Loose Goose September 3, 2005

Angry Gremlin

A woman who is giving a man a blowjob while she is growing a tail(taking a dump).

See also grumpy munchkin.

I understand your sister was quite the angry gremlin last night when she hogged down a cock in the mens' room.

by Loose Goose July 28, 2008

angry gremlin

When a woman is giving a blowjob while taking a shit, she is performing an angry gremlin.

See also grumpy munchkin

The wife gave me a blumpkin last night, but tonight its time to turn the tables and get an angry gremlin.

by Loose Goose July 24, 2008

Cinderella Belly

A large belly, similar to a beer belly, but quite a bit better. This form of belly actually all turns into dick after midnight!

Never under-estimate the portly man, he may have a Cinderella Belly and oh what a surprise after midnight!

by Loose Goose July 28, 2008