28 definitions by Long Island

Flooding The Cave

Inserting the penis into a woman's pussy and then urinating inside her. Applies to butt pirates as well.

Flooding the cave is only for the freaky-deaky bitches.

by Long Island August 15, 2004

Brown Necktie

You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.

"I gave that random trick a brown nectie last night."

by Long Island August 15, 2004

The Corkscrew

Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a drill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.

"I've been practicing my corkscrew a lot the past few weeks. I got hired as a carpenter."

by Long Island August 15, 2004

The Hunter Gatherer

You and your partner defecate while 69ing. Pretty much self-explanatory.

I am the HGoAT. the Hunter Gatherer of All Time.

by Long Island August 14, 2004

Flying Dragon

After blowing your load into your girlfriend’s mouth, immediately follow up with a spinning heel kick to the face.

That bitch caught the flying dragon last night.

by Long Island August 14, 2004

Dutch Treat

The unexpected result of a Dutch Oven gone terribly awry. Can be very messy.

"I was just going for a dutch oven, but it turned into a dutch treat. Oh well."

by Long Island August 14, 2004

Hole In One

The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. Just try not to get a huge boner once it's in, or you'll get a nice snapparoo.

"I got my first ever hole in one last night."
"fuckin gross, dude."

by Long Island August 14, 2004